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Bohemian Barnacle

Bohemian Barnacle is a term used to describe those who fall below the standards of a noble. Once the mighty have fallen they shall expect a posh Englishman to announce that the once mighty have fallen below the standards of a true noble and they risk being sent to the depths of Australasia.
You are worse than a commoner, you fall below the minimum standards which we hold as a nation you are nothing more than a Bohemian Barnacle.

Your bickering means nothing to me as you are a Bohemian Barnacle who will soon throw boomerangs in the Australian out back.

Wackif your willy and cry out to your deity as you prepare to die BOHEMIAN BARNACLE!
by PoopusSentarius December 21, 2021
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Barnacle

Some biomass on the ceiling with a tounge from the boarder worldxen When you touch said tounge it pulls you up into the "mouth" and eats you
it can be killed via any weapon in the game or physics object (exclusive to half life 2)
it also generated alot of por-
they also like do this creepy ass thing where they launch their tounges in a certurn direction.
Friend:try to see if you can go across inside that room
Me:i cant the barnacle is going to do the toungy thingy
by Agent Stamos November 8, 2020
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burnables

Do you want to use a burnable?
by Lucifer Christy March 18, 2003
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barnacle

Any clingy drunk at the bar who insures your misery by talking your ear off about the most inane shit you can imagine. Excuse yourself to the bathroom and leave them talking to your friends.
"Oh, shit. Here comes Kelly. Can't wait to listen to that barnacle talk about used Telecasters for 6 hours. Pardon me, I have to go to the bathroom."
by Moonwtrash February 18, 2009
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turd barnacle

A person who is generally perceived to be so incompetent that all tasks given to them invariably turn to shit.

This applies especially to those who (for one reason or another) are not, or cannot be fired, and they drift along clinging to their shitty work, sinking project after project in a craptastic cataclysm of titanic proportions.
I hate dealing with Jenkins, that turd barnacle in marketing. I spell out exactly what I need, and he still manages to screw it up. He's promised the client a rocket powered nose hair trimmer that runs on gummy bears.
by kynaris June 4, 2011
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Barnacle

Car Sales: A person with bad credit who is unable to get a car loan. A total waste of time. Too many of these customers in a month will sink the month, just like too many barnacles on a boat will sink that boat.
That last customer was a barnacle! The Finance department could not get him approved even with $2000 down
by danth666 September 19, 2009
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barnacle

An act in which a man masturbates on a bed, and just before ejaculating, jumps up and shoots his sticky goo-nuts to a ceiling. Bonus points if the semen dangles from the ceiling and stays there.
"Yo dude. I just barnacled Jimmy's room."
"That's going to suck when he comes home..."
by Justin Herbert January 10, 2009
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