Butt Clencher

A suspenseful situation, typically referring to a TV show, movie, or book.

The season finale of The Walking Dead was a major Butt Clencher!

by madambluhhh April 13, 2015

butt cringe

When you read or hear something that makes you clench your asshole

"Man that story made me butt cringe"

by JizzleJizzle May 22, 2017

butt pancakes

so basically, it is when one’s ass is so hot that if you were to take a ladle and some pancake batter and pour it on your ass that the batter would cook to a perfect golden brown, ready for serving.

bro, my room was so hot last night i could have made some delicious BURNING FUCKING BUTT PANCAKES!!!

by ewontonsoup November 4, 2018

butt pucker

Describes tightening of one's anal sphincter muscle as a result of experiencing of experiencing something extremely awkward, uncomfortable or thrilling. It is used in the same way as the expression "to get a pit in one's stomach" where stomach muscles cramp due to undergoing the same set of feelings.

While relatively rare if the distress is too much both butt puckering and a pit in the stomach can occur at the same time.

His butt puckered because he realized that she might have find out he was sleeping with her sister.

Whenever I ride on the roller coaster or bungee jump my butt puckers.

by ma_man March 5, 2017

Butt Fumble

To completely fuck-up in your profession. A butt fumble (n) or to butt fumble (v).

Example 1: Did you see Mark Sanchez, the Jets quarterback, run into the ass of his own lineman and lose the football? That butt fumble has been voted the worst of the worst sports mistakes for two months straight now.

Example 2:
Surgeon A: “I can’t believe I amputated the wrong leg of that patient."
Surgeon B: “Man, you totally butt fumbled that operation. You're probably going to get your license suspended."

by euphemismo April 13, 2013

buthter

to convert confabulatory toom drackets to sentence mix drivers. Usually using techniques such as bungle locking, greenmailing, contympanal bugsplatting and volunteerial ridge defining.

Casual - Hey Lucas, watch me buthter!

Formal - Hello Mr. Nitler, my son didn't mean to be the buthter of the bunch. please unexpel him!

Gossip - Maxwell has been so buthter lately!

Situational - Stuart and I are practicing our contympanal bugsplatting for the toom dracket sentence mix competition down Splart Street. Wanna join in? We need another member!

by bunguloj December 27, 2020

Samurai Butt

A Female or Male that has a flat or no butt at all. Like a Samurai ran his blade down the back and cut the butt off.

That Girl has a (Samurai Butt.)

by Jscott September 10, 2012