brucked

When you intentionally vote "Leave" during brexit and accidentally fuck yourself.

"Hey Bro, did you vote 'REMAIN '?"
"Nah mate, I totally brucked myself! Turns out the pound crashed to a 30 year low. Food and holidays got more expensive, so I can't afford to get shitfaced in Kavos, not to mention I require a visa, and my grandpas pension is fucked. Who knew!? Oh wait..."

by aschk June 27, 2016

brummie

A person who is from Birmingham (UK)

"you got a weird accent where you from Birmingham"
"yeah I'm a Brummie"

by Belinda April 24, 2005

brummer

giving your sex partner a hummer, while fingering their butthole at the same time.

she gave me a wicked brummer, dude.

by jrcrumbs May 17, 2009

blumkin face

The facial expression of guilt you have, when just received a blumkin , (which is receiving a blow job, while taking a shit).

- "Oh Fuck.. please don't tell our mother about you giving me a blumkin..." !!

- " haha, that's a blumkin face brother"

by DonJuan10000 April 22, 2011

Reverse Blumkin

The same as a traditional blumkin, but instead of the dude having a dump while getting his knob polished, its the lady that's is crapping on the toilet while giving oral. This is for those guys who like the role reversal where the woman is the man along with the smell of shit.

"She gave me a reverse blumkin after our dinner at the East Indian restaurant last night."

by Scholzy November 20, 2011

Reverse Blumkin

When a guy is eating out a chick while she is taking a massive shit.

"That was the best reverse blumkin ever son!"

by Spanky Lou December 1, 2003

Blumkipalooza

An orgy where all participants are getting blumkins or blumpkees

Man John, you should have gone to that blumkipalooza last night, I must have gotten at least 7 blumpkins!

by Nuhf1 January 2, 2009