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bachelor's dish rag

A sock filled to the brim with semen.
Ugh, I stepped on Dave's Bachelor's Dish Rag.
by BeefTeef December 21, 2017
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CONFIRMED BACHELOR

Traditionally a man people never think will settle down or marry, who is too wild, or jaded against relationships (with males or females)
He's a confirmed bachelor, dont get your hopes up.
by talacatori January 25, 2005
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Bachelor's Grip

1) The higher than average grip strength commonly seen in men who have been single for several years due to excessive masturbation.
After a crushing handshake Andy described David as having a "bachelor's grip"
by naw_ye_didnae January 31, 2017
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Bachelor Sandwich

Taking any and every condiment/filling/topping/leftover in the fridge and putting it between a hotdog bun, hamburger bun, bread or any bread-like product due to extreme hunger or any sort of intoxication. Creating an interestingly delicious meal
I just ate a bachelor sandwich with ranch, mustard, mayo, hot sauce, pickles and cheese that I cut the mold off. I'm probably making another.

I was wasted the other day and ended up filling a pita with leftover penne in tomato sauce, mushroom soup and croutons. It was the best bachelor sandwich I've ever eaten.
by Smelface April 8, 2017
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bachelor's staple

Attaching pages together at the corners with semen, rather than a staple. Only used when normal staples cannot be found.
I needed to attach the pages of my final essay together before I handed it in, but I had no staples. So rubbed out a bachelor's staple onto the corners of the pages. Worked like a charm!
by DerfDerfNo1 March 30, 2020
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unconfirmed bachelor

Unlike a confirmed bachelor who will never marry for whatever reason, an 'unconfirmed bachelor' is an older man who wants to marry and has long been seeking a female mate yet remained unsuccessful in that quest thus far.

Whereas being unmarried is not unusual for a man of a younger age, an unmarried man of a certain age may raise questions as to why he remains a bachelor, so calling him an 'unconfirmed bachelor' indicates he's not gay nor opposed to marriage, just unsuccessful thus far at finding a suitable mate.
Charlie Brown never talked to that Red Haired Girl and never found another that could hold a candle to her, so he grew old and died an unconfirmed bachelor.

That old dude? He's not divorced; I don't think he ever married. No, he's not gay, just an unconfirmed bachelor.
by Monseignore Laszlo March 2, 2010
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Bachelor's Degree

Bachelor's Degree: A sheet of paper and myth to intercity kids.

A teacher, usually named Will, tries to prepare his intercity students for college and a Bachelor's Degree through rigorous PE classes and detention.
DiQuan told his class that he was going to be a Unicorn trainer at the zoo after he gotten his Bachelor's Degree. The class laughed cuz they all knew a degree was a myth.
by The Moose on fire October 10, 2018
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