brass section 

In the social system that is the band, the brass sections are usually the loudest people, being the farthest away from the conductor and therefore having more opportunities to talk. Often trumpet players are tge ones who instigate conversation mainly to insult or laugh at woodwind players and/or the conductor and even each other. Trumpet conversations generally revolve around making fun of someone. Trombonists prefer to do their own thing in their own little family. Euphoniums are the quieter people of the brass section, constantly paying attention in rehearsal and rarely speaking. baritones are loud idiots. Tubas tend to be on the quieter side as people but once you get to know them there are loud af.

Overall the brass section is afamily and though they may face difficulties and get into fights, they always come back together. Because they are forced to. Being in a band together and all. But also their common enemy: the woodwinds. You just can't stay mad at another brass player when there are clarinetists to insult!!!!

flautist1: ugh the brass section is so douchy they never let anything go. Like every little mistake!!!!
Trumpet player: *snickers to other trumpet player*..*both burst out laughing looking at floutist1*
Trombone1: *watches interaction*..*whispers to other trombone player*..*start chuckling at some inside joke*

brass section by Musicaljeanius May 2, 2015

Brass Neck 

To display staggeringly daring rudeness and / or cheek. First Cousin to balls of brass.

"Jason had the brass neck to ask for the promotion even though we all knew he was a slacker".

Brass Neck by Satandog May 2, 2006

brass donkey 

Identical to a donkey punch, except performed with a roll of quarters or other coins held in the fist (simulating a set of brass knuckles). This provides a much harder impact that is more likely to knock your partner unconscious.

I lost my job at the bank after getting caught using company property to give the branch manager's wife a brass donkey.

brass donkey by Johnny Panic December 20, 2007

brass and fern 

A derogatory term for a sit-down chain restaurant in which all outlets have eerily similar interior design.

"While traveling, one of the great pleasures is to find a restaurant that isn't exactly like all the brass and fern restaurants that seem to be multiplying like a plague of locusts across the country."

brass and fern by Aetrix9 October 1, 2007

Brass Sasquatch

Similar to a brass monkey. Instead of using a 40oz of Olde English, you use 12oz cans of Rainier Beer (sometimes to make one seem upper class, it can be pronounced "Ron-Yay). and a party cup. Pour in the can and top of with Orange Juice.

Reigonal to the Pacific Northwest Reigon of the United States

Joe drank 10 Brass Sasquatches last night and passed out on the floor

Brass Sasquatch by godadone September 26, 2010

brass pineapple

Given name to objects stolen from pubs in retaliation for expensive drinks.

"This much for a Stella!! I'm grabbing myself a brass pineapple"

brass pineapple by DakkaPubMan August 26, 2012

brass ovaries 

Brass Ovaries, similar to a male having brass balls. I female that is a tough negotiator or one that will not back down or compromise their principals.

She was a real tough negotiator, she has a pair of brass ovaries.

brass ovaries by taco tiajuana December 23, 2017