Brad

The most selfish, brick-headed prick ever to walk this broken earth. He is almost always a dickheaded douchebag. 9 out of 10 times you meet a Brad he will say something along the lines of "Yoo, bruh, listen to my new mixtape. That shiz is supreme level fire."

You can usually smell a Brad before you see him, because of the Axe body spray he bathes in on a daily basis.

Stay away from Brads at all costs, they will completely wreck havoc on your social and personal life.

Lady 1: Oh my god, I met this really douchey guy the other day...
Lady 2: Hol up, is his name Brad?
Lady 1: Yeah!!

by Anon Y. Mous. December 15, 2017

Brad

conscientious

"He thinks he is so Brad."

"If the world was a little more Brad, it would be a better place."

Bumper Sticker: My kid was voted Most Brad.

by MoodyGirl24 February 18, 2010

Brad

Every single lacrosse player that one will ever meet.

"I have got a problem with you because you don''t know me. My name's Brad and I play lacrosse."

by shankpa November 13, 2009

Brad

A kid who has a very small dick. Often described as miniscule. He even admit it was small that one time on the stairs. He tries to play it off but we all know its true. He may just be gay but we dont know just yet.

You see brad last night he was with that guy from the gas station.

by KILLPIX248 March 30, 2015

Brad

a super small penis, that's also fat.

"Holy shit you have a brad !!!"

by Pencccccccil August 23, 2011

Brad

Brad is an amazing man, actually the most amazing man you'll ever meet. He is sweet, charming and genuine. He is stunningly good looking, yet doesn't know it. He is a romantic and when he surprises you with a gift it is extremely well thought out, meaningful and full of sentiment. There isn't anything that he can not do. He does not poses one lazy bone in his body and most of the time he keeps busy by serving others. If you offer to take care of him he is shy but learning to be receptive. Sometimes you will see a faraway look in his eyes and it's probably because he is inventing something or wandering about the country in his minds eye. I've never met a person who doesn't like Brad. On top of it all he rides a motorcycle. What is sexier than that?

There was a damsel in distress, luckily there was a Brad nearby to swoop her up on his motorcycle and speed off in to the sunset!

by Bonnieelizabeth October 14, 2017

Brad

Brad is a guy who will fuck anyone. He’s a hairy guy with a huge cock and big balls that’ll satisfy anyone with endless amounts of huge loads. You can milk him forever and he’ll never run out. He is super dominant and he will fuck you without mercy like you’re his bitch until he’s completely satisfied with himself. You better be ready for his climax though because he will shoot off like a double barreled shotgun

Person 1: I started dating this new guy named Brad
Person 2: Brad? You’re in for a real BIG surprise

by TheKitchenIsMySavior June 5, 2018