i farded on my own boaner

when i farded on my boaner

when you fart on your erect penis
i farded on my own boaner

by dookiedick23 January 15, 2021

Bohaned

To get hit in the head so hard that one suffers a concussion

Professional Bull Rider Matt Bohan got Bohaned so hard in the head by the bulls horn that he suffered a concussion.

by RodeoCowboy August 4, 2009

Boganity

A collection of bogans or their artefacts so huge as to be overwhelming.

I walked into the mall, took one look at the assembled hordes and turned on my heel, muttering 'Oh, the boganity!"

by Poll Hereford January 22, 2010

boatnecking

A blanket term used to describe any number of sleazy, depraved or socially unacceptable actions, sexual or otherwise.

i didnt mind that frat party last night, except for all the boatnecking in the bathroom.

by dash handsome July 19, 2012

boganised

the process of becoming a bogan, or taking upon a quality of a bogan.

Instead of being called Strambini we boganised her name and now call her Strambo.

by bigkevsebas March 15, 2017

Bogan

Australian or New Zealander who possesses no class at all

Refer: white trash, red-neck, trailer trash, alcoholic, breeder, simpleton, Victorian, Geelong, Prahran, Shepparton

The traditional Bogan:

Identification key for the male of the species:
Black desert boots, tight black jeans, blue singlet or black t-shirt (AC-DC etc), blue chequered flannelette (flanny) long sleeved shirt.
Mullet haircut (Short at the front, long at the back – refer: Billy Ray Cyrus The haircut with its own motto: 'Business at the front, party at the back' in some circles also referred to as: 'Party at the back, business at the front' Either way it is still a shit haircut.
Smokes ‘winfield blues’, these are generally located rolled up in the sleeve of the ‘flanny’
Drinks Victoria Bitter (VB)
Drives a generally loud V8 Holden or Ford with a stupid sticker on the back taking the piss out of the make of car that they do not drive; or simply stating the make/model of car that they do drive, just in case they forget.

Identification key for the female of the species:
Loud whore with way too many snotty brats, horrible shrill voice, shocking accent, really stupid (no analogy available), shops at Safeway, also possesses all of the traits of the male of the species.

Social activities include: going down the pub, drinking, arguing, violence, breeding, prejudice of all varieties, watching the footy, watching Big Brother, watching Greys anatomy, watching today tonight and A current affair to see what their relatives are up to, watching the cricket, ten-pin bowling, doing burnouts and bog laps (bogan laps = driving around town just because), filling the front yard up with cars thereby further devaluing the neighbourhood, bbq’s and referring to everyone else as bogans (no I am not a bogan; don’t be a smart-arse lol)

The contemporary Bogan:

White trash with a severe American influence on their language, social skills and lack of fashion sense.

Friday 26/12/2008

by Luke Warm January 5, 2009

boganville

the area in which the bogan usually resides. The bogan congregates in groups usually around utes and near the pub. Passers by may be abused by bogans, this abuse having no effect because of its pure mindlessness. When at their most aggravated they hurl empty beer cans at passers by. usually they r too slack to do anything.

cindy: hey lets go down the pub for a change.
Many: no way that is utter boganville.

by Anje October 14, 2003