bumpkin

When you drive out into the country outside your town and get high as hell.

The other night we took a bumpkin.

by kstan3 June 12, 2010

Bumpkin

A cute male or female you find yourself close to.

“Oh Kenny you’re such a bumpkin!”

by Andi Smith November 28, 2018

bumpkin seed

the child of a bumpkin who will no doubt becoming a bumpkin himself/herself

That little kid eating the paint chips sure is a bumpkin seed.

by JohnnyDax January 16, 2010

Country Bumpkin

A rude thing to call a farmer, a bumpkin usually spends all day on a deck, widdling away on a stick, and anyone who passes by he points a rifal at and tells to get off his property.

Farmer Harter is such a country bumpkin.

by isisj October 18, 2004

Back seat bumpkin in the pike posistion

Taking a huge dump looking like your reeling in a huge pike and when you finally let the log drop - you get splashed in the ass with dirty torlet water.

Ohhhh man i just did a back seat bumpkin in the pike posistion i need to go home and change my underwear

by Pillsbury187 August 7, 2009

English Country Bumpkin

A person who lives in rural England. Usually wears barbers and/or wellies.

See that guy with that barber?

Yeah, what an English country bumpkin!

by WillyLily December 23, 2011

country bumpkin

When a man receives oral sex while moving his bowels in an outhouse

I gave billyjoe a country bumpkin in wisconsin.

by Jonah Weiss August 19, 2009