Boingus

When someone glues a dildo to a trampoline, and then proceeds to insert the dildo into their orifices.

Person 1: Hey, want to do a boingus?
Person 2: Fuck yeah.

by Doincrack123 September 29, 2018

bongus

Fungus that grows in your bong.

Dude, when was the last time you changed your bong water! You've got bongus growing in here!

by Aaron Wasserman December 31, 2006

Boigum

A slow and lowly character of the Animal Kingdom. Travels under the alias of "Beacome, Aaron." Is noted in the Bible as quote "...the one who shalt giveth CHODE a new meaningith...five is right out...and who shalt taketh on the KESSIAH when the cities of good and evil part, to decide who shalt becometh the Highlander." (excerpt from the book of George Clinton, chapter 6 verses 9-25)
Is also known to "bend it like Bekham" on alternating weekends. Started his balding phase during his birth (it should also be noted that following the birth, Aaron's mother mistook his PENIS for his umbillical cord, and bit it off with such force that tying it back on would be an almost futile attempt. To this day, the phrase Boigum can be heard throughout the halls of Mount Michael Benedictine High School.

UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE!!!!!
Aaron has read Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix 30 times!

Hello Boigum. Lovely weather today, eh?

by Awesome Man Nelson September 25, 2004

boingus

One-half gluttonny pig, one-half bouncing baby.

As said to your cat or other small, overfed indoor creature, What a little boingus you are!

by fr33k1c August 15, 2006

Bongus

Used instead of cool or to express anger

"Bongus!"

by Mrs Joe Mama November 19, 2019

Bogus

Undesirable; unacceptable; used to express either profound or mild disappointment.

Can also means "fake" or "counterfeit".

1. "Iron Maiden have cancelled?! Bogus!"

2. "You killed a bunch of people? That is bogus, dude!"

by Radio Star September 19, 2020

Bogus

What your friend will call themselves when they actually look amazing

K: I look bogus today.

You: Nah, you look amazing

by TheLort April 30, 2019