bobbitise

To chop off a guy's dick, most likely with a steak knife. It originated from a woman named Lorena Bobbit, who sliced off her husband's penis in 1993.

If you say another word, I will bobbitise you.

by mcnuggetdestroyer February 3, 2018

Boobie boobie

An endearing term used to describe a person or situation usually replacing "awwww" and will typically create a moment of introspective love towards yourself and/or others.

Can be used as a noun or adjective

Used as a noun. Example ; Girl walks in on the party. She sees her besty and greets her!...."Hi boobie boobie!"

Used a an adjective. Example ; Dude sees hotty sashe' in. She approaches the bar. Dude responds quickly and races to her aid. As the gentleman he is, he pulls out the chair for hotty. Out of sheer appreciation, she turns to her besty and says "awwee...boobie boobie! Wasn't that sweet!?" Dude grabs hotty, spins her chair around, jams his tongue down her throat and strangely gets slapped....He asks "why" she states that just because it was a boobie boobie moment does not mean you have carte blanche...Dude and hotty proceed to the dudes car for a more 'boobie' moment

awww
How sweet

by Christofool Kellaquil T-quilly October 13, 2011

bobbelur pass

if you like this definition you get a free bobbelur pass, what a bobbelur pass does is ake it so you cant get bobbelurt.

person 1: SHIT I JUST GOT BOBBELURT!!!
person 2: wait, you dont have a bobbelur pass?
person 1: what the fuck is that?
person 2 : it makes it so you cant get bobbelurt!
person 1: how do i get one?!
person 2: like this definition to get one *shows this definition*
person 1: *likes definition*
person 1 and 2: lets goo!!! bobbelur momeeeeeeent!

by bobbelur February 9, 2021

friendly bobbin

when someone tries to be friends with everybody even someone they are beefing with

He want to friendly bob since his boys not around

by Ferd December 11, 2003

Bobbing Ostrich

The position, NOT recommended for amateurs, and used only used by professionals... It requires a female driving the car, and a male in the passenger's seat. The female gives head to the male while she is driving and the male takes the steering wheel with one hand.

Do not attempt. (obviously)

Dude, my girl finally gave me the Bobbing Ostrich . We totally almost crashed. Dont try it!

by JohnBlue3 February 9, 2009

Bobbette

An attractive female who goes against the main stream, but is not a hipster.

"did you see that girl?"
"what a Bobbette"

by poppajuice September 6, 2009

Bobbing for apps

Indiscriminately downloading applications on your smartphone, usually out of boredom.

I was bobbing for apps the other day and randomly came across this awesome fart soundboard.

by bol99 September 30, 2010