Blubber Rubber

When someone picks the fat person to be their romantic partner over literally anyone else for better or worse.

Austin: Ugh, my sister is always bringing the chunkiest guy she can find back home for sex.
Jakob: So...your sister is a Blubber Rubber?
Austin: Yeah...

by WumboManDLX January 30, 2024

blubber boot

Getting your foot stuck in a dead whales vagina when swimming in the ocean

Chris almost drowned because of that dang blubber boot

by Scrimmybingbing February 27, 2024

Blubber-cunt

A fat asian lady that profusely fingers herself in a bathtub full of mayonnaise

Bethany: Guys where’s Andie?
Rebecca: She’s being a fucking blubber-cunt upstairs

by UrbanDickGroup November 7, 2024

Blubber Warrior

A male, usually old, with at least a beer belly, or just straight fat, who acts like a Karen. Wait. It's actually an iteration of a Karen!

Blubber warrior: "isn't cutting down trees bad? It's not helping our climate"

Carpenter: "timber is regrowable material, therefore-"

Blubber warrior: "BUH-BUH-BUT..."

or sum like that

by SaSaMuda December 6, 2025

whale blubber

To freeze ones semen in an ice cube tray, and serve it as ice cubes with cold Vodka.

“I typically chew gum after I have a couple of Whale Blubbers”

by Eldon John March 22, 2019

flubber blubber

flubber and blubber. Its where a person that is overweight has lots of over hangin fat excess fat. When you slap it it moves

Maria: OMG
ALanna: what!
Maria: I got flubber blubber how am i suppose to go to the dance now!!!!

Example 2:

Tyson: Look!
Jake: Where?
Tyson: There. See that flubbler blubbler on that chick over there..YUCk

by 8PINK8 July 5, 2007

Pee-pee Blubber

the fleshy area between the belly button and vagina/penis area. Also known as a FUPA.

OMG, her pee-pee blubber almost touches the floor!

by Davis421 February 11, 2010