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cock blocker

An insecure asshole who does not have the balls to open a conversation with a woman, but will not hesitate to butt into any interaction already in progress. They will then proceed in destroying any chance of a hook-up. Most times, what they refer to as "their game" is so poor that not only do they fuck up YOUR prospects they end up scaring away the "prey" to another table or "Lance Goodthrust" at the other end of the bar. They are the most effective birth control device known to mankind. Stay away from these people or become a monk where you'll have just as much opportunity for getting some pussy.
You're talking to a hottie that you've managed to cut away from her heard. You're just about to "close the deal" with a number or invite to a more secluded place ie. your car, when "CB" shows up and hangs over you both like a plague from God or bad breath or herpes. The conversation, which had been flowing with magical bullshit, becomes strained and uncomfortable. She mentions that "it's getting late" as she eyes the safety of the heard. Her departure is followed by, "She was a bitch anyway!" from the asshole who's just ruined it for you. You supress the urge to punch him in the liver, move to another part of the bar where you start again in the hopes that he cannot find you. For surely he is the Devil.
by Sebastien June 15, 2005
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spinning blocks

Ridding in a car with multiple people with guns looking for someone too shoot
Guy 1: Yo where you at?

Guy 2: I’m out here with the gang Spinning Blocks n shit
by LocalTrappStarr December 26, 2017
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hata blockas

particularly large, dark sunglasses (usually designer) worn at all times (inside or out, day or night) to block your eyes from the haters. also an actual brand of sunglasses, availible on the internet, based in tampa florida.
this club is low, i need my hata blockas.
by heatx June 12, 2006
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Slot-Blocker

Woman who intentionallly interrupts or "blocks" a friend from having sex with a man she finds attractive or is in competition with.
"Whitney is such a slot-blocker! she told Richard that Kristin had crabs."
by RipperMan72 October 17, 2009
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cock block blocker blocker

A man or woman who blocks the cockblocker blocker, who there by unblocks the cockblocker, allowing him or her to block some cock.

Trish is a cock block blocker blocker below
trish grabed fred, the cockblocker block, in a heavy kiss, giving linsy all the time she needed to block sams cock from the drunk pary girl
Trish is a cock block blocker blocker
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by moony99 January 11, 2008
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cock blocker

An individual that prevents someone from hooking up intentionally or unintentionally.
Paul is a total cock blocker. That guy is like a giant cock blocking robot developed in a secret fucking government lab. I was about to hook up with Lily and he ruined all my hard work.
by Lightweight Nate October 12, 2009
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c-blocker

definition: a c-blocker is a guy that will do anything in his power to make sure you don't take home a girl.
At a house party; When you tell the girl "its kinda cold outside wanna go up to my room", he will sping into action and give her his jacket.
At a bar; you will be in the zone with a girl and she's clearly into you, all you have to say is "wanna head back my place" and it would be a done deal, thats when a c-blocker goes in for the kill, he will walk up to the bar between you and her and say "hey can i buy you a drink",
c-blockers can even be your best friend; you can tell your buddies how much you like this girl and they will tell you to go for her, but every time she is around your c-blocker friend will hit on her or make sure he takes the seat next to her where ever you go together, often he will get ahold of her phone number and invite her places without you. when you ask him what the deal is and why is he all over her all the time? he will say "what, she's my friend too and i don't even like her in that way, your acting paranoid".
often a c-blocker will never succeed in landing the girl, his job is to make it impossible for you to get her.
mike, brody, and james are the most common names of c-blockers so watch out you could be next!!!
friend 1: What happend with you and the girl last night at the party?
friend 2: every thing was going great, i was about to take her back to my place when this guy came up to us and asked me if i tested negative at the clinic.
friend 1: when did you go to the clinic?
friend 2: i didnt that guy was just a c-blocker making up stuff so she wouldn't go home with me. after that she thought i had some S.T.D. and would not even talk to me
by Travis Beddingfield May 4, 2006
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