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crashing blimps

Playing Command and Conquer: Renegade on multiplayer mode. This came to be because the construction yards in the orginal Command and Conquer looked like crashed blimps.
by frozenphoenix June 11, 2003
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blimp dick

His blimp dick tore my ass open.
by 0-0 wat? October 7, 2013
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Sink the Blimp

by Brett Favre September 26, 2004
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blimp lip

1. post-fight face abstraction.

2. extra meatty bottom lip

3. big ugly weird warty thing on da bottom lyip
damn, by the size of that blimp lip, it musta been a nasty fight
by sexy chicken bitches&&shit April 27, 2008
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William Blimps

A blimp company founded in Virginia by a local hairdresser named Bill. Bill was fascinated with balloons, so him and his lover, Frank decided to make Blimps. On July 16, 2003 Frank was in a serious blimp accident, paralyzing him from the waist down. Bill was devastated because his lover was useless to him, so he moved to Brazil and changed his name to Umberto and was never heard from again. Frank was hurt but when he returned to health, he continued his and bill's dream of having a blimp company , so he used his insurance money from the accident and bought a factory to build blimps. he still need a name for his company and decided to name it Williams Blimps in memory of his lost friend.
William Blimps.self explanatory.
by Umberto's Balloon Stand January 8, 2010
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Blimp Tits

Used to describe a pair of ridiculously big boobs that even Stevie Wonder can see are fake.

Blimp Tits usually carry the following characteristics:
Minimum cup size is nothing below an E cup
Almost perfectly round and spherical in shape
Appearing to defy gravity by floating in mid-air rather then drooping
Skin happens to be very shiny, like a balloon that's just about ready to pop
Sometimes displaying a veiny appearance due to stretched skin

For examples of people with Blimp Tits, I suggest looking up Shayla Hershey, Jordan Carver, Bella French, Lacey Wilde, Lolo Ferrari, Pamela Anderson (pre breast reduction) and that brunette chick from Piranha 3DD
Stacy: Katie! What happened to your chest?
Katie: I went to the doctor and got myself some new Blimp Tits, you like them?
Stacy: Not as much as your boyfriend will like them
by Metallicajunkie October 4, 2018
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douche blimp

A) Person who exceeds the average douche bag in his or her douchbagishness to a herculean degree.

B.) Solution to a situation in which the person you slept with is extremely likely to have an STD.
A.) You, sir, are a douch blimp.

B.) You, ma'am, are a (favorite or personalized adjective) douch blimp.

C.) What happened last night? Who was he? Oh my fucking fuck I dont need a bag but a blimp. A douche blimp.
by Nosie April 30, 2010
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