Loose Blimp

A wasteful government program that is kept alive solely because of the amount of money already dumped into it.

Refers to the $2.7 billion useless and barely functioning military surveillance blimp that broke loose from its mooring in 2015 near Baltimore in 2015 and wrecked everything as it floated off to Pennsylvania.

Obamacare is a loose blimp.

by Matt Haarington December 28, 2015

blimp dick

A overly oval penis.

His blimp dick tore my ass open.

by 0-0 wat? October 7, 2013

Sink the Blimp

Eating eight puppies raw

Let's go sink the blimp, governor.

by Brett Favre September 26, 2004

blimp lip

1. post-fight face abstraction.

2. extra meatty bottom lip

3. big ugly weird warty thing on da bottom lyip

damn, by the size of that blimp lip, it musta been a nasty fight

by sexy chicken bitches&&shit April 27, 2008

William Blimps

A blimp company founded in Virginia by a local hairdresser named Bill. Bill was fascinated with balloons, so him and his lover, Frank decided to make Blimps. On July 16, 2003 Frank was in a serious blimp accident, paralyzing him from the waist down. Bill was devastated because his lover was useless to him, so he moved to Brazil and changed his name to Umberto and was never heard from again. Frank was hurt but when he returned to health, he continued his and bill's dream of having a blimp company , so he used his insurance money from the accident and bought a factory to build blimps. he still need a name for his company and decided to name it Williams Blimps in memory of his lost friend.

William Blimps.self explanatory.

by Umberto's Balloon Stand January 8, 2010

velvet blimp

sex in the men's assholes

Do you want to get on my velvet blimp?

by Realrealshitbitch December 31, 2020

douche blimp

A) Person who exceeds the average douche bag in his or her douchbagishness to a herculean degree.

B.) Solution to a situation in which the person you slept with is extremely likely to have an STD.

A.) You, sir, are a douch blimp.

B.) You, ma'am, are a (favorite or personalized adjective) douch blimp.

C.) What happened last night? Who was he? Oh my fucking fuck I dont need a bag but a blimp. A douche blimp.

by Nosie April 30, 2010