Times in your life where you observe someones child out of control, acting out irrationally, throwing a fit or otherwise making you wish you didn't have kids (or glad you don't have them)
Wow, sitting on that 12 hour flight with that baby crying nonstop was a birth control moment for me!
by Paul.x.james December 04, 2020
Loperamide, or generic Imodium. Over-the-counter antidiarrheal that slows the digestive tract. Makes it easier to predict your body so that you can have anal sex without making a mess.
by LegalDrugDealeRx October 06, 2023
A form of contraception using any strong household cleaners and chemicals in general with a funnel and vaginal cavity.
"You'll need that red neck birth control if you don't cum in the bum."
Synonym:Cactus or that weird thing behind my bed in 3rd grade, I mean was it a Lego covered in fuzz? I don't know man I'm no expert..
Synonym:Cactus or that weird thing behind my bed in 3rd grade, I mean was it a Lego covered in fuzz? I don't know man I'm no expert..
by Jack Gomez November 21, 2018
After engaging in fellatio and swallowing the resulting ejaculation of sperm, the person who performed the act's breath smells like this. The act of fellatio has resulted in birth control.
by Acey Deucy October 04, 2020
Thick coke bottle eyeglasses.
by The Original Agahnim June 09, 2021