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Birding

The act of flinging a bag of shit out the window on an oncoming car's windshield.
Birding is very popular in canada.
by Mike_Litoris April 27, 2013
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Birding

If you're speaking to someone more than friends but less than seeing each other and no way near a couple. Usually you haven't told each other how you feel r anything like that. Not exclusive although it could easily develop into it.
'hey Joe, how's Elly? You actually birding her now?'
'yeah think so we speak pretty much every night now'
by waheyy November 14, 2013
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Birmingham

The 2nd-biggest city in the UK, however in city terms, it is the biggest in Western Europe, having 1.1mn people living within one metropolitan district.

Has more canals than Venice.

Has an area of about 300 sq. km (100 sq. mi). Without Brum, not only would there be no guns (most bullets and guns are made to Brum standards), but half of things would not exist due to the progress made by Brummies in the industrial revolution, including municipal government (making Birmingham the oldest local authority in the world), the gas lamp, and the original Mini, the discovery of oxygen, the use of cotton wool in medicine, state banks, plastics, the steam engine.

Oh, and the bus stop and the bus timetable.

It's very multicultural - there's a mosque, a Christian youth group, and a KFC within 200m of each other.

Every single motorway passes through the city.

It's great for a night out, and the Bullring is the largest mall (by footfalls and shops per sq. m) in Europe.

It has more curry houses on one street than the Asians do.

Birmingham Uni is the first public uni in the West. In fact, UoB is nearly at breakthrough for a cancer drug.

Home of the Civil Rights movement.

Birmingham is not a concrete jungle. It has more greenery than Paris. The green in the city has made it won Greenest City 14 years in a row.

Several famous places are named after areas of Birmingham; Hollywood, Broadway, and California!

So, to conclude: Suck it London.
Alice: Birmingham? That backwater place in the Midlands?
Bob: No, jackass. Stop breathing, and get off at the next stop, because Brummies discovered both of those things.

EXAMPLE 2:
Alice: This London curry sucks.
Bob: Time to get in our Mini! Alice... TO BIRMINGHAM!
by Inhopeless June 1, 2011
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Baby Birding

When a woman transfers the result of oral sex into the man's mouth. It looks like a mother bird feeding her young.
Baby Birding has been tried but rarely executed correctly. Many partners are not amenable to the process.
by AVAV November 9, 2012
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Birdman

1. The character from Mother and Earthbound Beginning. Most famous for beating the shit out of players in Smash Bros.
2. The guy who saved us all from Eugenes
1. I can’t believe I lost that round because of Birdman. I hate when that happens
2. Birdman just exposed more crazy feminists. What a legend
by PopsiclePerson December 13, 2019
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Mama Birdin'

A form of retaliation against someone who has wronged you in some way.
Mama Birdin' is when you chew up some food and spit it in someone elses mouth. The is especially effective if you wait for the person you're going to mama Bird to fall asleep and their mouth is open. This gives you the element of surprise.
My brother borrowed my car the other night and left me with almost not gas so I'm Mama Birdin' him tonight when he's in bed.
by Jason Morales September 13, 2007
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gummy birding

The act of inserting a gummy worm into the anus one color deep and having someone remove it orally. Usually performed after using a large quantity of cocaine.
I totally let her go gummy birding on me last night.we used all the lemon lime ones
by Toxic platypus May 23, 2016
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