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jewish billiards

a form of billiards, played on a table in which you must pay for every game, in which you make sure to grab every ball right before it goes in the hole so you don't have to pay for more than one game. comes from the stereotype that jews are cheap, and therefore would participate in this form of billiards.
mike: hey man, let's go down to the local sports bar and shoot some pool!

tyrone: ok let's do it, but remember, i won last time so it's your turn to pay.

mike: oh shit man, i've only got a dollar, i guess we can only play one game

tyrone: no man, we can play jewish billiards
by mike hunt93 December 20, 2009
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billie

Billie is a lovely, outgoing person. She is always happy and can put a smile on anyone's face. She will always listen and will always be a shoulder to cry on. Billie is very fun and crazy and likes to drink. She can be very sensitive and can get angry easily, however she is a great person to be around. She is the bestest friend anyone could ask for and she will always have her arms open for you if you need her. She has a beautiful smile and is the prettiest person i know. Her figure and style is to die for. Everyone is jealous of her and love her. She is hilariously funny and her laugh is the funniest.
P.S she has a massive bum.
bum billie
by lou123456 October 1, 2013
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Billiejo

She is Hot and has a beautiful smile. She is a loving person. She is very sporty. She has a nice bod.
Damn Billiejo you be lookin fine!
by Krissumiel March 9, 2010
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The University of a Billion Chinese

a reference to the fact that the majority of students in Canada's Universty of British Columbia are Chinese
"That's strange, almost everyone here is Chinese. No wonder why it's the University of a Billion Chinese."
by iZ41 April 22, 2018
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Billie fox shrimpton

A girl with this name is a hottie and a bit rude at times so you better be on her good side because sometimes she can be a real grinch….
Woah your such a Billie fox Shrimpton why did you steal my toothbrush!
by Tim tams for lifer November 29, 2021
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Bellion

A word used to describe the absolute epic-ness of an action, situation or person, designed to reflect the enduring class of one of the world's finest footballers: the majestic David Bellion.
'Mate, you are having an absolute Bellion today'

'Oh my god, this place is so Bellion'

'Pure Bellion'
by UoBTekkers September 28, 2011
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billie joe armstrong

Billie Joe Armstrong is a very talented musician. He is the lead singer and guitar player for the punkrock band Green Day (formerly known as Sweet Children), he can also play the harmonica, the mandolin, the drums, the piano and the saxophone. Son of Andy and Ollie (Olivia?) Armstrong, married to Adrienne Nesser, has two children, Joseph Marciano and Jakob Danger. The other members of Green Day are Tré Cool (Frank Edwin Wright III) and Mike Dirnt (Mike Pritchard); Green Day are a punkrock band that recently released the succesful album "American Idiot", but is remembered by true fans also for albums such as Kerplunk, Dookie and Insomniac.
Billie Joe is considered by many rather attractive, which is why so many definitions here just say "OmiGOD, Billie Joe is so HAWT!". Those people are mostly posers and you shouldn't pay that much attention to them.
Person 1:"OmiGod! billy jo is so freaking hawt!"
Person 2: "Er... hello, I believe he is famous cause he is a talented musician?And it's spelt billie joe armstrong
by liveYOURlifeYOURway June 11, 2006
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