Beaster Bunny

The Easter bunny's evil twin.. he is black as coal..his eyes like fiery rubies. He carries a Hatchet and a basket ...filled with the heads and hands of bad children... he prowls from house to house Easter eve to punish bad children in varying degrees of severity based on their misdeeds. For the good children he leaves peanut butter eggs and other chocolate confections.

Better listen to your Ma...tonight the Beaster bunny comes

by Willie shaverpus April 16, 2022

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Lassie-blaster

Michael Vick's favorite on-the-field weapon.

It had become way too common a theme in Michael Vick's life...

"WHO LET THE DOGS OUT??"

It was 4th down. Fido just wasn't doing his job. Neither was Fluffy. Spuds was already out with an injured leg. Obviously, these were dogs and not men - none of them was prepared for the battle on the field.

Mike took out his Lassie-blaster and took care of business...

by Bobb Barker October 4, 2007

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Twerky Baster

The act of twerking while one is experiencing an extreme case of explosive diarrhea

Did you hear? Miley Cyrus decided to expand her horizons as an artist and did the Twerky Baster in front of a few canvases. She is selling them as splatter paintings!

by Rulysniper14 January 1, 2014

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fanny blaster

(British) A very large penis able to blast fannies into the middle of next week.

I can barely walk after last night! The guy I picked up had a right fanny blaster on him!

by Honeybunny99 February 20, 2017

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peepee blaster

Term for your dick if it's capable of blasting over 30 gallons of semen at over 300 mph during ejaculation. Can also be used as a defense mechanism.

During sex with my girl, I accidentally used my peepee blaster and now she's stuck to the ceiling, dead. It's been a week and she hasn't fallen down yet.

I was walking down a dark alley when I got robbed. Little did he know that I had my peepee blaster on full charge.

by gay is bad June 6, 2018

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