Bib Cage Incident of 723 fuck

The incident of 538,000 Adults (now present-day Guam.) all fell on the floor and spoke Swahili. This resulted in Bibs being released from their Cages, which had disastrous effects on local trout populations. Thankfully Dr. Doug. Dougson was there to cage the bibs so this will never happen again.

Person: So Doug, can you inform us on the Bib Cage Incident of 723 Fuck?

Doug: tahadhari ujio wa pili wa mungu wetu bwana Bib Cage. Sisi rahisi Dougs hatuwezi kuizuia. Hatutaki ujio wa pili wa 723 kutomba

by Dr. Doug Dougson December 19, 2023

bib rib

A oversized truck designed to haul an oversized ego. Typically a Ford F-150.

Did you see that bib rib run over those 14 children in a school zone?

by 🔶 December 20, 2023

Bib rib

An oversized truck designed to haul an oversized ego. Can also be used to describe the driver.

Wow! Did you see that bib rib run over 14 children at a crosswalk?

by 🔶 January 10, 2024

Blow-job-bib

A bib that someone wears when giving a BJ, so their clothes will not become soiled (a-la Ms. Lewinski).

Person 1: "Was That a Blow-Job-Bib on Empire Last Night?"
Person 2: "It sure looked like it."

by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky January 21, 2015

wearing the bib

eating a girl out

dude, i heard matt barbian loves wearing the bib. he wears it for breakfast, lunch, and dinner

by briankelly January 19, 2011

Flesh bib.

A double chin that is so big it hangs down to your chest creating a bib affect.

Did you see the size of that womans double chin.... it's so long that it looks like she's wearing a flesh bib.

by xCLMx May 31, 2010

ass bib

A cloth worn beneath one's anus to prevent fecal matter from coming into contact with one's briefs or pants while defecating in public.

The nearest rest stop was 50 miles away. I had to shit on the side of the road. Luckily, I had my ass bib.

by CJAH April 21, 2004