Bi-winning

To reach a level of mania that allows you transcend the terrestrial realm.

To have one speed. One gear. Go.

Only one human has ever been known to sucessfully do this; Charlie Sheen, The Tiger Blooded Adonis.

Among the powers that come with the state of being bi-winning are; the ability to have multiple female sex slaves live in your bed, the capacity to express phrases that no mortal could ever have come up with on their own and to do so with absolutely no preperation, and the capacity to do copious amounts of mind altering substances without any long term addiction simply because they are a paltry substitute to the drug that is oneself.

To try to mimick the state of bi-winning without tiger blood pumping through your system will lead to death and face melting.
Charlie Sheen: I'm Bi-winning. I win here and win there. No what?
by Elided Ego March 24, 2011
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bi-winning

When you win here, and you win there.

-Charlie Sheen

This term was used by Charlie Sheen in an interview with ABC. When Charlie was challenged with an accusation that he was bi-polar, his rebuttal was that he was actually "bi-winning." He uses the term "winning" throughout the interview in contexts, not only sexually related, but also in a conquering sense as well.
guy 1: Dude, what's wrong with you.... Are you bi-polar or something? How come you're not like everyone else?

guy 2: I'm not like everyone else because I'm better than everyone else, I'm bi-winning.
by G Ymer March 18, 2011
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Bi-Winning

When you win here and there. The opposite of "Bipolar".
"I'm bi-winning. I win here and I win there. Now what?"

-Charlie Sheen
by Boobielover69 March 18, 2011
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Bi-winning

Winning at multiple subjects.

A word coined by Charlie Sheen in an interview with Good Morning America. When asked about the possibility of having Bipolar disorder, Sheen responded, "I'm Bi-Winning! I win here, I win there".
I'm Bi-winning! I win here, I win there!
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bi-winning

A word invented by Charlie Sheen during an interview on Good Morning America when asked if he was bipolar; meaning to win at both ends of the spectrum.
"I'm bi-winning; I win here and I win there." -Charlie Sheen
by stiffshifter March 29, 2011
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bi-winning

When one is winning here and winning there.
"Um... I'm bi-winning. I'm winning here and I'm winning there." - Charlie Sheen
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Bi-winning

When one abuses their body to the last possible inch before ultimately dying.

Also: Winning some here, also there
Charlie Sheen didn't go batshit crazy, he just adopted a bi-winning attitude
by Dirty Charles March 25, 2011
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