A wake-up call to learn how to invest your own money instead of relying on others to do a worse job than you could have done guessing.
by UltimateFakePunk December 26, 2008
Get the Bernie Madoffmug. The phenomenon where Bernie Sanders is
actually winning despite being behind in the polls and losing every election. If you add how much birds like him, subtract the super delegates, and multiply it by the amount of energy he has, he secretly has enough delegate support to be President. The Lamestream Media just isn't telling you.
actually winning despite being behind in the polls and losing every election. If you add how much birds like him, subtract the super delegates, and multiply it by the amount of energy he has, he secretly has enough delegate support to be President. The Lamestream Media just isn't telling you.
All my friends are voting for him, so he has to win!
Dude. That's Bernie Math. He has four delegates.
Dude. That's Bernie Math. He has four delegates.
by John_Garza89 August 28, 2019
Get the Bernie Mathmug. the special boy with a ginge minge he’ll happily shit on your face cum on your bag
sexiest ginger ( apart from our lord and saviour ed obviously 🙄) #fannyflaps #horseporn #toes
sexiest ginger ( apart from our lord and saviour ed obviously 🙄) #fannyflaps #horseporn #toes
by user67543800 October 20, 2021
Get the lil berniemug. Bobby: Man i was so trashed last night
Fred:What did you drink?
Bobby: Well we were gonna get a fifth, but tom couldn't get money , so we had to buy a bernie pint.
Fred:What did you drink?
Bobby: Well we were gonna get a fifth, but tom couldn't get money , so we had to buy a bernie pint.
by Sunburnt March 22, 2009
Get the Bernie Pintmug. Whilst having anal sex in a homeless shelter, the anal giver removes the penis and rubs any debris on a piece of bread. The couple simultaneously eat the sandwich saying "Bernie" in an extended high pitched voice
Person 1: "Have you been charitable this christmas?"
Person 2: " Yes, just yesterday i gave out a Bernie Butty"
Person 2: " Yes, just yesterday i gave out a Bernie Butty"
by Tommo's Mission October 21, 2016
Get the Bernie Buttymug. Feeeeeeeeeeel The Buuuuuuuurrrrrrrrnnnnnnnn!
by ~Nyah~ January 24, 2017
Get the Bernie Sandersmug. Any person who has spent any time at a certain girl's camp in sundridge who spends most of her time eating cheese, trading silly bands (no matter what age the camper may be), trying to guess what the next meal might be and complaining about the weather, and are confused about things such as running water, mild showers, technology and boys. Hence why they obsess over maintenance and kitchen staff.
Girl #1: It's too hot and sunny out today! I don't want to be outside!
Girl #2: You're such a Bernie Pal.
Girl #1: OMG. I just had a Bernie Pal moment. That guy on the tractor is so good looking.
Girl #1: What's electricity?
Girl #2: You're such a Bernie Pal.
Girl #1: OMG. I just had a Bernie Pal moment. That guy on the tractor is so good looking.
Girl #1: What's electricity?
by EponineTheOdd August 18, 2010
Get the Bernie Palmug.