Berted

to get completely inebriated on a weekday, knowing you have to work the next day

Feeling rubbish - got absolutely Berted last night, and have a full day of meetings today.

by Neroli119 May 14, 2017

My eyelashes almost burned off

When something smells really bad...

"walking down the street"

(jim) "nice day huh?"

(tony) "yeah"

(jim) "you smell that?"

(tony) "its not me"

(jim) "no i think its that dead racoon"

(tony) "damn that really does stink"

(jim) "hell yeah my eyelashes almost burned off"

by NASTYBASH May 18, 2010

Burned Fur

A failed attempt to "improve" furry fandom, comprised largely of well-intentioned furries but lacking any real direction. The whole business collapsed when the members turned on eachother and a few went nuts.

See that troll on Portal of Evil? He was a burned fur once, before he went crazy.

by Fidelio April 26, 2005

Benedikte

A girl name, usually very sexy and smart girls. Very skilled, and often with multiple boys at the same time. Loves adventures and adventures love her. The popes name is Benedikt, because he wish he would be as cool as her!

I wish a was Benedikte

by Anihcniedam January 1, 2012

Eggs Benedict

The best food ever. Made two halves of an English muffin, and tooped with poached eggs, Hollandaise sauce and often an additional topping, such as ham, bacon or spinach. Occasionally the English muffin is substituted for artichoke bottoms.

"That was the best thing ever."

~Average person after eating eggs benedict for the first time

by SteelBite November 13, 2011

Bernadette

Mother Meaning:strong and brave like a bear-Bernadette is fiercly loyal-loves her friends-her family is her life.

Ghetto meaning:You cross her and she will whoop you-You mess with her family and she will kill ya-

Either way if you are lucky enough to be or know a Bernadette consider yourself blessed, you will never be the same.

"I knew a Bernadette once. Man I miss that bitch"

"Member that time that chick called Bernadette a slut at the bar? She whooped that girls' ass"

by Rhonda M. Miller February 5, 2010

berndog

When you have to take a giant shit and it rips your asshole. A burning sensation on the anus is usually present for a couple days

Joe: I took a huge berndog last night and my asshole is still sore
Frank: Dude, that sucks. Lord have mercy on your anus.

by Nerdy Ned November 17, 2016