Andy Bernard

a STUPID IDIOTIC NUMBSKULL who sold his XTERRA to a SMART and CAPABLE man named DWIGHT.

Andy Bernard does not lose contests. He wins them. Or he quits them. Because they're unfair.

by GIVE ME A FUCKING PSEUDONYM February 1, 2020

Bernie Madoff Bargain

A sweet deal on a house or apartment, presumably in the general area of NYC or Palm Beach, which is a direct result of its owner having sustained a significant loss in the Bernie Madoff fraud.

Julianna: We just bought Julia's Palm Beach home last week for a fraction of what it's really worth, what a Bernie Madoff Bargain.

The poor woman was fleeced by Bernie and she needed to raise cash fast.

by WeirdBlitzBoy April 15, 2009

Bernie Mac

A comedian/actor and a funny funny man. Known for starring in the DVD "The Original Kings of Comedy." Most rememebered for the Milk and Cookies skit as well as the definition of Motherfucker. Also has a TV show titled, "The Bernie Mac Show."

Man 1: Yo man who is your favorite comedian?
Man 2: Bernie Mac

by nybigtymer July 25, 2008

Bernardes

Italian name, usually used as a last name. Only awesome people are called bernardes. Every girl with this name is known to dance well and have a fine ass!!

Ohh damn, look at that girl's ass and how she moves, she's got to be a bernardes!

by wizard of words April 6, 2009

San Francisco St. Bernard

Homeless people who defacate on the street in the middle of the night leaving large piles which must be minded else those new Bruno Maglis or that fresh petticure won't be that new or fresh.

Newbie: I really love this new job, but walking here from the ferry, I surprised how many St. Bernards there are in the city and how few of their owners clean up after them.

Veteran: San Francisco St. Bernards? No, that's just homeless output.

by Alfetta159 December 14, 2010

Bernadine

German translation "Brave as a bear!!" Also Comes from St Bernadette of Lourdes

If you know a Bernadine.

They are loyal, funny, witty, intelligent!!

by Dino 29 February 10, 2010

Bernie Madoff

A wake-up call to learn how to invest your own money instead of relying on others to do a worse job than you could have done guessing.

Don't Bernie Madoff your investments. Do it yourself and avoid poverty.

by UltimateFakePunk December 26, 2008