Beardiful

An attractive male with a beautiful beard.

Did you see that guy? He was beardiful!

by TheDapperPappy February 17, 2015

Beardfag

An overly confident man with a beard who is unaware and or unconcerned by the disgust his beard causes to decent clean human beings.

Tyrone: Have you heard beards contain more bacteria than dog fur. Beardfags disgust me they are a mothership of lice and Quiche crumbs
Jamail: No I wasn’t aware of that beardfact however I was reading scientists say that men with beards have been shown to have smaller balls on average.

by Twowongsdontmakeawhite April 15, 2019

anger beard

A beard grown as a physical manifestation of one's disgust or disappointment with life.

This lousy world doesn't deserve to see my face so I'm growing an anger beard.

by alrazor November 5, 2009

Hobo Beard

A bird nest like mess which invades the bottom third of the host's face. The hobo beard is an opportunistic entity often clutched to the cheeks, chin, ears, and upper lip of the host...however, it cannot be contained and therefore has no limits of growth. It closely resembles untamed pubic hair in texture and appearance.

Can you actually SEE Chad's face behind that hobo beard?!

by Giggityy November 22, 2011

Jesus' Beard

1. Pot;weed.

We smoked Jesus' Beard on the usual pipe.

by Haiiamhi April 5, 2009

Beard

1. A boy or girl hired as a celebritys boyfriend/girlfriend by that celebritys management, usually for publicity.

Fan 1: "Ugh, did you hear that Eleanor Calder is dating Louis Tomlinson of One Direction?"
Fan 2: "Lmao, no, she's a beard, duh!"

by larrystylinsonisreal January 27, 2014

Jam Beard

The master of all pies
a Jam Beard is a rare creature normally found eating pies.

A Jam Beard is aslo someone who likes french bangers burning his carpet.

Ryan: Ahh youve eaten 100 pies, You are the real Jam Beard.

by JosephRyan May 16, 2009