take him/her/it behind the woodshed

To beat up someone or something very badly

to describe a thorough beating

Dude, I am going to take him/her/it behind the woodshed and show him/her/it who's boss

or

The Colts took the Broncos behind the woodshed in the playoffs

by Matthew M. Lee June 21, 2007

smoking like a gypsy behind a tree

literal translation of genuine serbian phrase to describe exessive or secretive smoking of tobacco.

on a train

did u see that french guy poke his head out the door at that stop and have a cheeky smoke!

yeah, he was smoking like a gypsy behind a tree

by pigaloo September 30, 2009

the man behind the slaughter

it's been so long since i have seen my son lost to this mother the man behing the slaughter

it's been so long
since i have seen my son
lost to this mother
the man behind the slaughter

by X-Æ-A-13 April 13, 2020

Bemidji Blow Dry

When a man shoots a dry puff of air out of his cock when climaxing and holds in all the jizz. This results in a whooshing of air towards the women that blow dries her hair if pointed towards the face.

Man 1: I thought Shandra had corn rows? She looks like my boy Einstein over there!

Man 2: Her hair looked tight earlier begore my boy Big John took her in the closet. No hiding the fact he gave her a Bemidji Blow Dry now. Judging by the fro' he didn't hit the Ion button either.

Man 1: Aaahhhh. That's why she's running her hand through her hair. Crazy still can't figure out nothing came out but the poof. Big John's got more air than the Stay Puft Marshmellow Man!

by Elizabeth Shue February 20, 2013

take em behind the shed

To drag something behind a wooden shed to be put out of its misery by shooting it with a gun.

They should take that rapist and take em behind the shed.

by mwfitz August 2, 2014

Beidou

5'8, eyepatch-wearing baddie. could kill you in an instant, also has one of the richest girlfriends in teyvat. is one of the sexiest genshin women alive. would give anything for her in an instant.

Live, Laugh, Beidou

Random person: "Who's the sexiest person you know??"
Me: "Beidou ;)))"
Random person: "Who's the sexiest woman you know??"
Me: "Still Beidou, would always be Beidou"

by queerfay January 3, 2022

dry behind the ears

(a phrase denoting) not naïve or simple-minded; smart.

Those who are dry behind the ears can make headway in the world.

by uttam maharjan October 27, 2012