bearded clam

fish scented dental floss

Stay away from the bearded clam.

by Adamar May 14, 2003

bearded clam

unshaved vulva that hides the wonderous vaginal opening

Her bearded clam was closed, but I pried it open with my fingers, transferred her love juices to the head of my dick, and gently began to slip it to her.

by John R. January 2, 2004

Blue Bearded Blumpkin

When you get a blumpkin in a porta- potty and you drop a deuce and the blue water comes up and hits your girl in the chin!

While at the construction site, my girl snuck into the porta-potty with me and gave a blue bearded blumpkin!

by Boskins05 June 17, 2015

Bearded Giver

When a guy is deepthroating another guy who has a crazy bush around his nuts and it makes it look like the guy giving the BJ has a beard.

You know my cousin Ryan G? Yeah, well yesterday when I went to his house and we were playing XBOX 360, he wanted to tell me something personal. He told me that he was a "Bearded Giver," and I immediately threw down the controller and left.

by Moose Dick Ham Slap April 23, 2009

Bearded Fish Wallet

A hairy vagina with a fishy smell.

I was going down on some hoe the other day and she had the most trifling bearded fish wallet I have ever seen.

by tommy's gurl August 20, 2011

Bearded Urinal

Any public urinal covered in pubic hair from one or more people.
How all of that hair gets there day after day is still a mystery to me?

Did you see the goatee on that Bearded Urinal? You could've shaved it with a razor!

by JRBesq January 8, 2009

Beerked

The result or the anticipated result of the overindulgence of alcoholic beverages, especially beer.

Synonyms: Drunk, bombed, boosy, inebriated, intoxicated, loaded, plastered, smashed, tight, tipsy, under the influence, wasted.

Antonyms: Sober, straight

Let's get beerked.

I got beerked last night.

by johnny j aka tiki man May 26, 2009