big beefer

A magic the gathering term for a creature with high stats

A: I'll play an 8/8
B: Wow, that's a big beefer!

by IVY54 October 1, 2023

chest beefers

Large female breasts.

Yo, Eric’s girl is the total package. Cute face, round ass, and those chest beefers… god damn.

by Birdakiss February 23, 2024

justin beefer

i dont know
you used to call me on your cell phone
Right back when you need my love call me on your cell phone
right Back when you need my love
I know when the hotline bling that can only meanone thing and I know when the hotline bling that can only mean one thing ever since I left the city you
i dont even know anymore 😀😆🤣😌😗🤨🤩😍😅🤪☺️😙🧐🤩😨😩🥶😠🤯🫡😈🤢🤢🤠👺💀🤑🤠🤒😈☠️✊✊🤲😾🦶👈🤙🫱🦾👅🫂👨👨👩👱 ♂️

im gonna justin beefer you
wtf does that mean
(baby by justin beiber starts playing)
AHHHHHHHHHH (eardrums explode cutely)

by pseudonym loll May 16, 2025

Swiss Beefer

Western Pennsylvanian expression referencing a short, oily Italian person who has a voluptuous booty.

Bro did you see that Swiss Beefer? I’d like to take a bite out of him.

by Bros_Mad October 11, 2025