Bear

1. A large hairy mammal belonging to the family Ursidae, commonly known as a "bear".

2. A large hairy mammal belonging to the family Hominidae, also known as the "hairy gay man".
I saw a bear today. The homosexual kind, not the animal.
by BatteryMaster July 09, 2018
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Bear

Large brown, carnivourus, dangerous creature bearing sharp claws
Person A: "I saw a bear in the forest yesterday"
Person B: "I'm happy you survived otherwise i would have to beary you."
Person A: "You can't say that, that joke is barbearous!"
Person B: "No i'm kidding that would be unbearable."
Person A: "Im sorry i overreacted after the encounter i could almost bearly keep my bearings."
by BearlyTrustable February 04, 2022
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You don’t know what a fucking bear is? It’s a fucking animal dipshit
Wow look at that bear how utterly unremarkable that is, because it’s just a bear and I know what that is cuz I’m not a dipshit
by Paichni June 01, 2021
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Bear

A person who occupies one fourth of a bed and hibernates throughout the day ie Archith Bhasker
Christ hall sucks so go sleep like the bear.
by dragonabu February 09, 2019
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A badass person with strength and muscle. A strong person
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A big fat really aggressive dog that loves in the woods and will eat you
Ay yo don't go in their you might get attack by a bear
by ba ba ba ba penuts November 09, 2020
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The-Bear

Top advocate of DonJay in WWE Champions mobile game. Undefeated in arguments. Former town member and leader of the pitchfork brigade. Has never finished first in a faction event.
The-bear is best known for saying bear here or best bear here. The bear often reminds flow to wipe Firpi’s slurpi off his mouth before acknowledging him. The best bear won the admiration of the champions community for his daily post on beating the peter tour.
by McDaddy gaming July 13, 2021
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