flicking the beanstalk

The process of using the thumb to flick the head of a penis while masturbating

It's important to have a good technique while flicking the beanstalk

by SPANKY1113 March 27, 2017

bearstal

stall in which grizzly bear caswell takes a shit

timothy casewell from corunna michigan has done many a bearstals.

by Anonymous September 3, 2003

beantage

when on the night before a party you and some of your buds have a party of your own eating nothing but beans,creating the gassy effect for the night of the party

man everyone's gonna leave that party early cause we're gonna stink it up after our beantage tonight

by bubba swiss August 22, 2008

beanskank

A sexually promiscuous mexican woman.

Man 1: Damn, Alejandra has fucked three dudes in one night!

Man 2: Yeah she's a beanskank fo' sho

by thatguy6969 May 9, 2010

beastacity

the scientific measurement of beastassness

Gregory has a beastacity unlike any other; rounding off the beastassness scale around 100ks/second

("ks" is the measurement, kiloswag, approximate measurement of swagger)

by Master Stackz September 30, 2011

Vaginal Beastage

When a male rips apart and destroys the vagina, making it completely useless to all others.

The vaginal beastage of little Sally was so great the doctors could not help her.

by The Big Stuff April 25, 2010

Awk Beanstalk

When a situation is even more awkward than 'awko taco', typically 'awk beanstalk' is appropriate.

I finished with my partner and asked how he felt. He said it was great, since he didn't use a condom. Awk beanstalk.

by John Smith Indian Emperor November 3, 2011