Alaskan Baton

Shitting into a condom, freezing it overnight, and using it as a dildo the next day

Aye, she's a big fan of the Alaskan Baton when she can't find her dildo

by fatheadlovesthebenter January 2, 2011

Cincinnati Baton

(n.) a girl or woman who is passed amongst a circle of friends, for sex, with everyone involved fully aware of the previous friends she has already been with. Typically, friends gather to compare and share notes for the benefit of potential future Baton carriers.

In Cincinnati we don't run trains, we pass Cincinnati Batons. They're a renewable resource.

by Christian Cancer September 27, 2006

to ride baton

When a passenger sits behind the driver of a motorcycle, similar to the fashion popularized by Iranian Riot Police when dealing with election protesters, in which one occupant concentrates on steering the vehicle while the other sits behind dealing out beat downs with a baton. It is used in a similar fashion to riding shotgun.

"I'm on my bike today, so if you need a lift you'll have to ride baton."

by TheFurTrapper June 23, 2009

Hotbox Baton

(V)Hot-Box Buh-taun: When one is on an elevator with a sole person, busts ass and immediately get off the next floor. AS the elevator picks up the next person, the "sole person" will be blamed.

I...err I mean this guy busted ass while I was in the elevator and got off at the next floor. I was deeply ashamed when a young hot blond entered the elevator two floors later. By doing this, he successful completed a hotbox baton.

by Willie Dueher October 30, 2006

GOLDEN BATON

Giving a guy a hand job with a lot of lubricant.

The car was too small to fuck in so we bought some Astro Glide at the Walgreen's and Janice gave me a golden baton.

by creedmoor July 15, 2006

defecation baton

rigid stick or prod for 'conducting' a "movement" (bowel , or "Lincoln Log") into and through a toilet! ie: a process of
minimization! (note: same as "defecation wand" , from the same "artiste" )

the whole world came out of my buttle (butt hole) i'm getting my defecation baton!

judy "cut" a Lincoln Log and had to chop it up with her defecation baton !

by michael foolsley January 2, 2022

Olympic baton

Similar to a baton but instead of just hooking up with random guys, it's a girl who gets passed around from guy to guy within the same group of dudes.

Dude 1: I just realized that girl I went out with last night has been with 3 other dudes I'm friends with...
Dude 2: Well let's give her the gold. She's definitely an Olympic Baton.

by FromOneBatontoAnother September 8, 2010