Wait and Bate

Symptom of a slow internet connection, Wait and Bate is a complete pain in the ass. Such low bandwidth provides two options: 1) The Stop-and-Go wank, where you can only jerk it for periods of about five seconds, as the video constantly pauses to buffer or 2) Bring up a bunch of porn, then allow it to load for 10-15 minutes.

One thing that sucks about going out to my parents' house is how the slow internet forces me to Wait and Bate.

by Entitled January 10, 2011

BALEED

In capable of performing under such conditions which are very easy to perform under.

Person A: You kno i have a test tommorow, and i didnt study shit WALLA.
Person B: YA5I BALEED.

by Baleedist January 21, 2009

Mastur-bate Room

What the master bedroom becomes when the wifey is away

... and this folks, the master bedroom, is now the mastur-bate room after my divorce.

by Ram1975 November 16, 2007

baleedat

statement refering to the compound of two words that express ones opinion of how he wants you to feel or agreeing with you; believe that

1) i was up in my room with this girl
2) how'd it go
1) she gave me what i wanted
2) baleedat

by kozel April 22, 2004

BateBait

Sketchy, usually misleading, inaccurate or infected pornography pop-up advertisement that exists to tempt the masturbator into clicking on it. It is essentially a virus using pornography as a bait.

I am always tempted to click on batebait while masturbating, however, I find myself more attracted to the video I am watching than to the batebait. I am also aware of the consequences of clicking on batebait.

by John The Savage February 26, 2015

badeet

When someone smells like balls dick and feet..

Yo it smells like badeet out here..

by Travesty666 May 10, 2017

Baneener

Banana, but older. Sold at a discount and is probably very squishy.

I am too poor for bananas but I can still afford half a baneener

by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018