shanghai easter basket

When you slide your hand down a Chinese hookers panties and can't find her savory jelly bean through the thicket of wiry brush.

After having a few beers I wanted to flick the bean but I couldn't get past the Shanghai Easter basket.

by Wong way January 27, 2017

Lexi Baker

A rare magnificent beast that can never be tamed. Often dances with wolves in her underwear, while reciting Shakespeare. Like a shooting star, shes there for a magical instant, than gone for good Leaving you with a empty bottle of whiskey, no cigarettes, and a huge nasty blood stain on your carpet from a animal sacrifice.

C'mon Papa lets go catch us a Lexi Baker.

by Wiener Wagon December 28, 2011

Cheese Basket

A dirty, hairy whore's crotch. Slightly sweaty, very moist and a stank you can smell through clothes. Especially thin stretch pants. Has the external appearance of curdled yogurt.

Watch that crack whore braaaahhh. She'll fuck for a fix. But she's got the worst cheese basket. I know. I needed a spoon for that Yoplait she had culturing down there.

by Eaton Holgoode March 16, 2017

Asian Basket Job

A sexual act involving a basket suspended from the ceiling in a manner than allows for it to spin. The basket has a hole in the bottom. A small framed, petite woman(usually Asian) is folded in half and placed in the basket with her vagina over the whole. A man lies down on a table directly below the basket and inserts his penis into the woman's vagina. A third person then spins the basket until the male achieves sexual release.

Bob: Dude, that girl was tiny.

Tim: Yeah man, I'd really like to get an asian basket job from her!

by Leroy McGillicuddy April 7, 2010

Baker's Delight

When two men twist their limp dick together, resulting in something that resembles a french braid.

My friend offered me the baker's delight. Unknowing of what it was, I accepted the friendly gesture.

A piss-drunk sex move for gay men.

by DrowningInMagots April 18, 2008

Zesty Barker

When one person, persons or thing fart in anothers mouth.

That girl is pretty crazy when she gets drunk, she asked me as soon as I got her to my place for a Zesty Barker, so i couldnt refuse.

by Huck Steel November 8, 2011

Cash Baker

Cash Baker is a Social Media sensation, mainly known for his Tik Toks. He has two siblings, Maverick Baker and Lani Baker. His parents names are not known to the public.

Cash has released songs with his brother Maverick, available on his YouTube channel cashandmaverick.

Cash has a fan base of mostly younger children(average age 9-16), who send him gifts on his live streams.

Cash has blonde hair and piercing blue eyes, which are gorgeous. Lots of people on Tik Tok say they want to date him, but he openly expresses the fact that he is single. So am I. Hit me up, Cash Baker.

Tik Tok - cash.baker
Snapchat - cash.baker
Instagram - cash.baker
Twitter - cashbakerr
Youtube - cashandmaverick

Elleonorrah - Hey, who's Cash Baker?
Charellotte - Oh my God, Elle! You don't know?
Elleonorrah - Uhm...No?
Charellotte - Only the most handsome beautiful thing God has ever created! Oh, I can't believe you don't know. He's super sweet to all his fans, and he's funny too. Just-just look him up. On Tik Tok.

After Elleonorrah looks Cash up on Tik Tok and is officially in love, she resumes speaking with Charellotte.

Elleonorrah - Chare! I can't believe this boy- Oh he's live! Come here!

by Lara Jean S. February 23, 2019