world classic baseball

A baseball international game where U.S.A or Japan always get the champion and beat the fuck out of other countries. Surprisingly, the number 4 ranking baseball team Chinese Taipei never make it to the third round of WBC and the country China who suck at baseball attend every World Classic Baseball.

This year's world classic baseball's champion must be United States's.

by WbcCT February 19, 2017

C Team Baseball

Proof Jesus loves everyone, except Fort Collins High School.

"C Team Baseball"

"This is why nobody talks to you Nehemiah"
-everybody

by The ball handler April 20, 2023

golden baseball

when your jerking off and you pee all over your balls instead of cuming

shit, i was trying to masturbate last night and i didnt finish, all i got were some golden baseballs

by the_boy_who_lost_his_hair June 12, 2009

I have to take my brother to baseball practice.

Very commonly used and inconspicuous excuse for getting out of pretty much anything. One can replace the word 'brother' with any relative that would make sense. Possible substitutes include but are not limited to:
Sister, Cousin, Nephew, Niece, etc.

(Guy 1) Hey Guy 2, wanna hang out?
(Guy 2) One sec... Nah, I have to take my brother to baseball practice.

(Guy 1) Hey Guy 2, wanna see a movie with some friends?
(Guy 2) Can't tonight, I have to take my brother to baseball practice.

(Guy 1) Hey Guy 2, wanna play some football today?
(Guy 2) Sorry man, I can't play today. I have to take my brother to baseball practice.

by the putman August 22, 2009

baseball glass faggot

those people who put the fake halfway broken baseball sticker that gives the illusion of shattered glass on thier car with the ball sticking out... what the fuck? you can just put your teams logo on your car .. you dont need a fuckin retarded sticker that looks like a ball is sticking out of the glass thats so dumb

look at that baseball glass faggot what an idiot

by MYNAMEIST March 6, 2007

Baseball

What people think about to avoid premature ejaculation, when having sex.

I wanted to please my wife, so I thought about baseball.

by Dalian April 10, 2006

Baseball

a very hard ball
able to do some damage

a fan was struck in the ass with a baseball and now has an stretched out rectum

by Jay June 2, 2003