Balvaries

It is a politically correct term for the male/female parts when referring to a person being chicken or unable to accomplish a task .

You do not have the balvaries to go skydiving!

by MT6 April 16, 2011

Barackophobia

Similar to arachnophobia or acrophobia, barackophobia is the strong, irrational, overwhelming fear of Barack Obama. Sufferers experience a wide variety of symptoms, such as sweating, jumpiness, trembling, anxiety, shitting their pants, accidentally jizzing their pants without warning, hallucinations, sudden cardiac arrest, depression, insomnia, strokes and not being able to control when or where they fart. Although people disliking Obama is common, it becomes a phobia when one purposefully avoids watching the news out of fear for seeing Obama. There is, sadly, no known cure to barackophobia. Sufferers are often times prescribed medical marijuana, but that does not 'cure' barackophobia. There is still much for my team of advanced researchers and I to discover about this puzzling mental condition. Perhaps, one day, we will cure this terrible condition so sufferers can live a comfortable, normal life again.

"Did you see the video where Barack Obama touched dicks with Mitt Romney, bro?"

"No, I didn't, man. I already told you that I have barackophobia."

by McFloppycock July 11, 2015

barackeisha

Barackeisha is a black bad girl don’t get on her bad side she will slap you hard Barackeisha is also a girl who knows what she wants and will always gets in trouble she’s a bad ass and has a boyfriend who plays football or basketball Barackeisha is beautiful and strong is you don’t mess with her she will always be there for you and support you Barackeisha is also very funny and has a lot of friends, she may look mean or stuck up but she’s not most of the time

Guy 1: is that Barackeisha?
Guy 2: yeah, I’ve heard she’s funny and nice

by Addiejsmith July 6, 2018

Barackaholic

Someone who is obssesed with the idea of Barack Obama being president.

Anyone who cares enough about their democratic political beliefs to wear cheesie Barack Obama t-shirt or plaster it on the back of their of their Subaru.

Venise is a total barackaholic with her barack watch, barack chain, barack hat, barack t-shirt and her "hope and change" tatoo.

by MrNiceGuy01 December 15, 2008

Barack Cock

The feeling of bewilderment a woman feels, when she rascistly expects a black man to be well hung, and he is only average (five inches or less) sized.

Joyce: I expected Jamal to be meaty, but his Irish heritage showed up in his crotch. I've gotten deeper penetration from a maxi pad.

Cheryl: Oh, you mean tampon?

Joyce: I mean maxi pad, a total Barack Cock. I bet your clit is longer.

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 20, 2010

Barack

From the Hebrew biblical name Barak, meaning lightning . Name of a military commander in the Old Testament

In the Old Testament, Barack must have been a strong commander because his name means lightning.

by bluejean December 15, 2008

Barackracy

The bureaucratic policies, emphasizing excessive layers of non-elected government officials (Czars), as put forth by the administration of President Barack Obama.

With the appointment of all the czars, the government has turned into a giant Barackracy.

by Tmatt August 4, 2009