Bruto

spanish for an oaf, idiot, dumbass.

<i>Jon:Mike got arrested for picking up a prostitute yesterday.</i>
<i>Rad:What a fucking bruto.</i>

by Radames November 24, 2003

Bartosis

The act of performing spiritual rituals to the Gods in order to get snow days.

Person I: I want a four day weekend, perform some bartosis.
Person II: K.

by Logan Serman February 15, 2007

baritone sax

An improvement of the alto and tenor a deeper more misterios 10/10 instrument even better than the French horn a woodwind brass mixture what could be more awesome not a French horn

That was a awesome baritone sax

by Anderson weaver March 15, 2017

Barstow martini

A pookie or "oil burner" used for smoking methamphetamine.

If you've ever been to barstow, CA, odds are you've hit that ol Barstow martini and spent two weeks trying to sleep.

by Uncle homer June 29, 2020

Kyle Barton

The literal best! His sparkly eyes and killer cheekbones are to die for!! He is so talented and great! I can’t get over the fact that he is so perfect in every way. I love you so much Kyle!

Who’s that awesome dude? That’s just Kyle Barton

by @CWD4ever November 12, 2018

Clint Barton

The description of a real-life superhero. This dude is a normal human being who decided to work hard at Archery. He lives on a farm with his wife, three kids, and a cow.

Hey Steve, I was over at Clint Barton's the other day. You should see his cow, man, it's awesome. -James Buchan Barns

by Lana656 August 17, 2020

barstooling

Barstooling is a verb and involves visiting several bars and sitting directly at the bar for at least one or two cocktails. This is similar to a Pub Crawl, except barstooling usually involves mostly dive bars and can involve fewer people. Barstooling is best started during daylight hours and can progress for as long as one can remain stable on the barstool. Barstooling usually ends when someone falls off the barstool.

K-hot and I went barstooling in the afternoon and we got hammered.

by Nightraider November 26, 2007