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The Birmingham Bagle

A spinoff of The Houdini The Birmingham Bagle involves tricking your woman into thinking you're about to do something you're not. As you're about to finish off, pretending you're about to Peter North her so she closes her eyes, and opens her mouth. You pretend to be jerking it to trick her into thinking she's about to recieve a seimen bath, this is when you turn around very stealthfuly and unleash either a fart, or a diarrhea mess on her face and in her mouth. The Birmingham bagle is one of the hardest moves to pull off in history, and works much better if you have the runs.
You might as well call me the champ cause just last night, I gave April the Birmingham Bagle! Huzzah!
by Rud November 8, 2007
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Birmingham Booty Call

Mid sexual intercourse you shove a cell phone in your partners ass, call it, she shits it out, and you talk dirty to her over the phone!
My Girlfriend said she wanted a Birmingham booty Call
by Kyle Kleeman March 18, 2008
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Birmingham

despite being from Solihull, (Sillhillian?) i consider myself to be a brummie, the place probably wont mean much to someone who's not from there but it's a nice city however you look at it, it has great nightlife, all the shops you could want, places to hang around and some of the best live venues in the country. and it has a lot more culture and history than you might expect, we just don't feel the need to put statues everywhere like they do in London

I've been to Cairo, Dublin, The Carribean, Greece, London and many other places yet i miss Birmingham when i'm not there and i have an attachment to the place, just avoid Sparkhill, its a shit hole
dude did you know Boy George used to work in the Oasis Market?

wow!, theres a lot i didn't know about Birmingham
by theamazingjt April 5, 2011
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Birmingham

1.The most industrial city in England.

2. The most racist city in America.
Sterotypes (often with a grain of truth)

1. Everyone in Birmingham is a chav.

2. Everyone in Birmingham is either obese trailer trash, or a nigger.
by Kruger 7 December 28, 2005
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Birmingham City

Carling Cup Winners 2010/11.

Just saying loike.
- Remind me - who was it that knocked out Aston Villa in the Carling Cup quarter final en route to a famous victory at Wembley?
- Birmingham City.
- Ah, yes. Forever on my side.
by blues! April 27, 2011
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Birmingham

City in the West Midlands, England, United Kingdom, Europe, The World, The Universe.

Full of various homeless people called Dave, who won't mug you - just take your money or stab you.

Known for it's marvellous shopping, and several train stations, including Birmingham New Street - home to the world's most expensive Burger King.
How about a trip to Birmingham to go shopping, meet Dave and grab a burger on the way home?
by RSK August 1, 2003
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birmingham, alabama

By far one of the hardest cities in the country and most definately in the south east. gang violence is prevalent in west side neighborhoods such as ensley, greensprings, and west end, where homocides go undetected and uncared about. birmingham police don't pull you over if your suspicious, because they're being paid off by drug dealer to not get busted or bust their customers, cops are crooked and no one cares about anything but money and dope. southern suburban areas like mountain brook, vestavia hills and hoover are some of the wealthiest areas in the south. therefore depicting the 'hosing blacks in the streets' persona of birmingham from the 60s during the civil rights movement is still quite true to an extent. however the tables have turned. the blacks now sell drugs to the rich white kids, and since 2005 there has been a dramatic increase in young white teenage and college aged kids getting into hard drugs (opiates in particular). many would be suprised to know that birmingham is home to some of the purest cheapest heroin and cocaine in the country. What can I say, I'm from there, the girls are slutty and hot, the guys are pricks. and everyones on smack, yet still preach about loving god because the southern baptist coalition inlfluences everything.
I remeber Birmingham, Alabama I overdosed there. Let's go clubbing in Bimingham, Alabama this weekend. I passed out in an alley on 21st street in Birmingham, Alabama and woke up 2 days later with a rig in my pocket not knowing how it got there. I'm from Birmingham, Alabama and its hard as fuck!
by barbiedollprincess666 July 27, 2010
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