bangfucknowhere

The middle of nowhere; quite literally used to define the state of Nebraska and its small cities; a stupid ass phrase that means lost, or should be lost

Smart Guy: Hey, dude, have you heard of Wayne, Nebraska? I'm going there for a competition.
Douche: What? Why you goin' to bangfucknowhere? You stupid ass idiot.

by forevermore lan 17.1 November 9, 2014

raffle baffle

To enthusiastically have sex with. Especially used for someone you would very much like to have sex with, but have not done so yet.

I would undoubtedly give her the ol' raffle baffle.

by Wilkerson December 9, 2003

Baffled

To be hit with wiffle bats

Scientists were baffled over the outcome of recent cancer research.

by Bigginsworth December 18, 2012

bafflegab

Meaningless answer to a question

I asked her to tell the truth and say you love me, and all I got was "bafflegab"

by vic schioppo September 17, 2003

baffoon

An obnoxious or oafish person.

Baffoon: I got tah snake, mang!

by Baron Wellington May 14, 2007

banfoozlement

1) a mixture confusion and chaos
2) a state of being baffled

"Don't toss that badger off the roof of the building, you'll cause great banfoozlement in the streets below!"

"When Timmy awkwardly walked in on his parents at the most inopportune time, he had a look of banfoozlement upon his face."

by Kate R. February 28, 2008

baffled

when ur surprised

julian: lora was talking bout you to me .
me: whattt im baffled , i thought we was friends .

by goofytigerr June 1, 2019