Balone

adj. A relaxed state of being resulting from the ingestion of THC. A slangy shorthand for the more customarily used "Stoney Baloney," which was proceeded by the short lived variant "Stonevester Balone."

Do you want to get balone?
So, you look a little balone.

Are we trying to get balone, here?
Wanna cut on the 'vape' and get a lil' balone?

by I mean... July 13, 2009

baloneous

An argument or definition or collection of words that sounds official but is clearly complete crap; of, pertaining to, or possessing the qualities of baloney; bullshit

"The Flegmengious Transcept is in agreement with the readings from the Heisenberg Generator Console."

"Yeah right man, if that isn't completely baloneous I don't know what is."

by Art Grauer January 7, 2008

baloney flap

a mildly derogatory, but oddly humorous name for female genetalia, specifially the inner labia.(see: beef curtain)

Wow, that chick's baloney flap is hanging out of her thong!!

What's up, baloney flap?

by skittlesyum July 25, 2003

Ballhair

A word made popular by the movie deuce bigalow male gigalo, because of a woman with tourettes. Also the hair on a males testes.

by D.C. July 23, 2003

ballhammer

A major annoyance. A situation that causes dread in one's life.

Damn, waking up to my clock radio playing that Don Henley cover by the Ataris was such the ballhammer.

by buzz January 4, 2005

boppin' the baloney

grabbing your penis and beating it without mercy, as though "it owes you money"

joey spent all saturday boppin' his baloney

by bryant k. August 1, 2004

baloism

The comical misuse of words or phases that can change the local meaning of the word or phase.

How did herbivore become a baloism for homosexual?

(Conversation that takes place after a person just ordered a salad at a restaurant). What are you a herbivore now? No way, I still like girls.

(Example of future conversion) I heard Steve and Rod moved in together. Yeah, they are herbivores.

by Wrong Number77 February 3, 2010