Baconism

A religion. People, who believe that a big monster-bacon saved Jesus, so he could give us eastereggs. People like that are called 'baconic'

Me is an example for an Baconism.

by Baconmannnnnn March 19, 2010

baconization

The state where menu items, previously free of bacon, are now topped or otherwise include bacon.

One experienced the baconization changing prefrences of the U.S. consumer at TGI Fridays when trying to order nachos that now includes bacon.

by Matt from A2 March 30, 2005

Baconized

Verb.
To critique the meaning of everything.

To be baconized by Bacon Maker1.
To critique everything.

by Steve and Kalon January 29, 2009

balboni

Initial sexual excitation that is quickly extinguished by a strong distraction.

"Darling, please forgive this morning's balboni. The boss called with with more insistent demands."

by Dominulus December 9, 2008

baconize

(verb) any of many industrial methods for infusing a substance with bacon

I baconized the mayonnaise for a rich, smoky flavor.

by The Baconizer September 16, 2006

Balcony Job

Having sexual intercourse on a balcony situated in Sunny Beach Bulgaria. Preferably a female bent over and taking it like a pro

That jumby is getting a balcony job off that tash on

by derek_123456 July 7, 2011

Baconing

n. A common cure for most diseases. However, because of its
deliciousness and addictiveness, it has been outlawed in most areas. Similiar to medicinal marijuana

v. To bacon is to apply the ideals of the bacon-like nature to any situation.

Alex: "David, I got aids from that ho last night."
David: "Don't worry, I'll get the bacon."

David: "Dude, I got an F in spanish."
Alex: "Baconing?" *Pulls out bacon, milestone reached*

by AlexWhiteRules September 22, 2010