Rocky Balboa Syndrome

The constant urge to masterbait or "beat your meat" in sub zero temperatures.

I'm really concerned about Ryan's obsession with meat lockers. I think he has Rocky Balboa Syndrome.

by VariableY July 2, 2017

Balrog Balboa

A dream team still undefeated.

Balrog Balboa must break thee.

by Vin Nguyen August 3, 2017

Beat it like Rocky Balboa

The act of masturbating for someone else while punching oneself in (and often) inside the vagina.

Hey bro, how did it go with that girl last night?

Bro! I got her to beat it like Rocky Balboa!

Dang bro, that's tight.

by Rocky Broboa December 16, 2011

Bad Like Balboa

Having major street respect; minds own business until someone puts his back against the ropes! Then he comes out swinging with the eye of the tiger! Grooooowl!

Ole boy got mad squabbles! He Bad Like Balboa cause he handled them fools messing with his weed like they name was Clubber or Drago! What a knockout! He flyin high now!

by Terry Bad Ice January 12, 2018

Cincinnati Balboa

Telling someone to do up their shoe laces, and when they look up after tieing them jizzing in their face.

As seen in the director's cut of the film "Rocky Balboa" in which he jizzes in Mason Dixon's face in the middle of the boxing match ensuring the win. (This may not be true.)

Example #1

Commentator 1: I don't believe this, Rocky just hit Mason Dixon with his trademark move, the "Cincinnati Balboa"!
Commentator 2: He may be old but he still carries some load.
Commentator 1: Damn right, it'll take an age to mop that man batter off!

Example #2

Gareth: I just say Conrad.
Rob: Alrite, how is he?
Gareth: Not so great, I hit him with a Cincinnati Balboa!
Rob: Aaaaaw yeah.

by Alex "Trotters" Dodds December 15, 2008

Cherry Balboa

Punching a woman's crotch until the fist wholly penetrates the vagina.

She said she liked being fisted so I gave her the ol' Cherry Balboa.

by Reaper M Jones November 19, 2010

Rocky Balblowout

The event that occurs when a massive amount of shit and pressure are released in a violent fury from your anus. in what as otherwise known as a massive dump.

I had a Rocky Balblowout after eating mexican food last night

by CHRIS ARTIS November 26, 2006