forty balance

a phrase used to describe a person's terrible balance
based off having 40/100 experience points in the balance category of NHL 11

damn it, i've got forty balance right now i can't even stand up

forty balance by wordception June 18, 2011

Hood balance 

The balance between individuals in a highly competitive environment where the risks of confrontation don't always outweigh the end result.

The Roman provinces had a hood balance with the Gaul's during the crisis of the third century.

Hood balance by Blue pedal August 24, 2017

Siberian New Balance 

when you fill someone's shoes/socks with snow as a prank or punishment

Aw dang it Harold! Why you gotta do the ol' Siberian New Balance to me? Now I can't feel my toes!

Siberian New Balance by earnsmojo January 31, 2021

The Balance 

The ratio between girls and boys in an event; such as a party. The best ratio to have is 1:1. However, if the balance is going to become unbalanced then the ratio must have more girls than boys.

Dude, the party last night was awesome because we each had our own girl. The balance was perfect!!!!

The Balance by Wildcard! November 29, 2010

New Balance 

The world's greatest shoe and clothing brand, endorsed by only the most elite athletes

Kawhi Leonard reps New Balance

New Balance by Halal Jamal January 4, 2022

out-of-balance behaviour 

the tendency of going too high on top and then way too low on the ground typical for women and people with unstable phyche and very overactive imagination which is causing from time to time a kind of nuisance to friends and colleauges who have no idea what's going on

Come on boy, forget it, she's just like that, sometimes this out-of-balance behaviour, we've got used to that already

out-of-balance behaviour by NoNamess September 25, 2006

On balance 

A douche-bag talking head way of making it sound like you're giving a fair assessment, even when you're not.

Rush L.:You know, on balance, (heherm)... all liberals are communistic swine out to destroy America

On balance by Eldred Derringer November 6, 2009