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bakalated

when one of the Baka besties violates you or surrounds you in an intimating or maybe even aggressive way. For example, let’s say a couple break up and the guy was a baka bestie. There for, you best bet you will get bakalated by the Bakas.
oh dear heavens, Owen and walker are walking over here, girl you are about to get bakalated...
by who.am.i.123 January 24, 2022
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rock balla

1. Any man whom has found financial success in the illegal distribution of crack cocaine. Their success is often short-lived and in order to sustain their explicit lifestyle, they must constantly put themselves at risk of armed robbery, venereal disease, imprisonment, and death.

2. Any man whom made a lasting fortune as a rock balla in the 1980s when crack rock was most popular, a.k.a., an OG.
Pimp C of UGK in "Take Tha Hood Back":

"I'm takin back the streets
Thang on the C
On parole but I'm cold with the heat
Candy coated rock balla
20 chop crawla
Bitches tryna steal my dick
I ain't bout to call her"
by john_raw November 30, 2011
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Fuck Ballads

A genre of music that is mostly composed of songs from musicals. These songs are played during sex/highly sensual scenes, and carry high intensity and emotion. The most famous fuck ballads are "Dead Girl Walking" from Heathers: The Musical, "Say No to This" from Hamilton, and "Touch Me" from Spring awakening. This genre is fairly small, but well-loved by theatre kids and casual fans alike.
After every last show, I like to lay down, eat pizza, and listen to some hardcore fuck ballads. Really gets me going.
by heatherstrash August 1, 2016
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The Ballad of Rougewaffles

Probably one of the greatest shows I’ve watched” -Rougewaffles
If you watched The Ballad of Rougewaffles you would understand
by The Polymath November 10, 2022
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Whorry Ballafante

The best Jamaican-American singer that ever lived.
He was best known for his 1956 cover of Gay-O/The Banana Butt Song.
He had big balls to play.
Whorry Ballafante: GAY-O! Me Say Gay-O.
The Tarriers: Gaylight cumming, we want to go hoes.
by GregNelson29 April 26, 2023
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bakalar

v. To cause your cell phone to inexplicably and repeatedly malfunction.

This phenomenon affects only the smartphones of Jeff Bakalar, one of the hosts of The 404, CNET Networks. Jeff has an uncanny and unwelcome ability to render a high-tech, fully-functioning smartphone into the a call to customer service and the butt of every malfunctioning cell phone joke on the popular podcast, The 404.

The world wide tech community has been baffled with his technological mishaps, leaving us with only one explanation for Jeff Bakalar's phone issues: Bakalar possesses super mutant powers known only as Bakalariosis
Jeff's Palm Pre has been bakalared nine times in twelve months, having been the replacement to his often bakalared Windows Mobile phone. His new phone, an Evo 4G, was bakalared in a record-setting two weeks.
by soccerush10 June 15, 2010
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balla girl

Someone who is a hard worker and very mature for their age. They will own you if you make them mad, and even may make you cry.
Balla girl is an owner!

Balla girl just made that person cry!
by TheMagicalElf August 14, 2009
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