Baby

The biggest, most painful, and worst STD in the universe. Tormenting and expensive, the baby gives people a reason to check their condoms for holes.

In a woman, the first symptom of a baby is pregnancy.
In a man, it's a huge "MY LIFE IS FUCKED."

Wife: I'm pregnant! we're going to have a baby!

Husband: the worst STD of them all!? FUCK MY LIFE!

by sushisue January 9, 2010

baby

Average human male in denial

1.It ain't me, Babe.(Dylan)
2.It ain't my babe.(Spermdonators anonymous)

by Felisol March 7, 2005

baby

(1) throwupmobile as in throwing up for every occasion

Damn that baby barfed on me again.

- a coin drops blaaaahhhhh
- a car drives by blaaaaahh
- a hobo asks for money - blaaaaahhh

by CobraBytez December 1, 2003

Baby

A pet name for a boifriend/gurlfriend

Aww dat's my baby

by Baby Gurl December 15, 2003

Baby

A term used to describe a burrito that is >= 2 earth pounds, or more generally, a Chipotle burrito

That baby I ate for lunch was fanTAStic!

"Baby! The other, other white meat! Baby! It's what's for dinner! Get in my Belly!!"

by MikeyD Mike December 18, 2008

Baby

1. An infant under 18 months old; the product of unprotected sex; basically all a baby does is eat, sleep, cry, and poop. If you drop them on their head they turn out messed up.

2. An affectionate name that one might call their significant other; also a name often cried out during sex.

3. The name of several songs, most notably and most recently by Justin Bieber. It also happens to be the only song of his that doesn't cause me to change the station.

1. Since Jack and Jill are Catholic, and they don't believe in birth control, they have to explain to their parents why Jill's having a baby.

2. Oooohhh baby yes don't stop

3. Radio: Baby baby baby oooohh Baby baby baby noooo

Me: OMG kid hit puberty already!

by Dsdoak950695 March 27, 2010

Baby

A needy useless blob of flesh

ugghhh this baby crys for everythiiing

by ahhyeeeaaaah(; July 18, 2011