Baby

what happens if you don't use contraception

Liz: *giving birth* ARGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Will: sigh. shouldn't have thrown away that shiny condom
Liz: MOTHERFUCKING BABY!!!!!! ARRGHHHHHHHH

by Lax4lifee August 19, 2011

Baby

An outrageously expensive blob of flesh that is completely helpless for eighteen straight years.

A baby is anything considered human and has not celebrated their eighteenth birthday yet.

by uiaGrfgeg08tyw09thpohsioh February 4, 2010

Baby

A quarter ounce of weed.

TI lyrics

"Take $1250 go get you 2 and a baby"

by thawhiteshadow December 31, 2007

Baby

worst std you can possible get

baby girl baby boy kids

by Rock The Solution December 2, 2010

Baby

The buds in a bag of weed. Usually said so that people don't know that you're actually smoking weed.

Man - "Damn all I have left is this baby"
Passerby - "Oh my gosh that's so sad, where is the little kid?"

by tokedgirl42 April 12, 2009

Baby

A small evil child that takes all ur money and throw food at you. They want to someday take over the world but Haley will stop them from eating our cows because there savages. But the fat momma cow eats the baby. But the baby's will bomb the momma cow. The end

Omg it's the savage baby run!!!!!

by Cowlover12345 December 9, 2016

Baby

Something you call someone that means the world to you.when the make you happy brighten up your day and always runs through your mind (in a cute and sexy way). Baby is someone who will always be there for you in good and bad times. Baby is someone who gives you hugs and kisses when all else is fails . Baby is someone who will encourage you to always do better and if you fail be there to comfort you. Baby is someone who will let go of you if that's what's best for your future because the other persons happy is worth more then your own.

E.g.Baby i miss you.baby how are you.baby how was your day.baby come here give me a hug.baby are you home safe.baby can i call you tonight.baby i don't know where I'd be without you.baby you complete me.baby where did i put my....baby i had a bad day.baby where have you been.baby why didn't you answer your phone.baby i fucking love you.baby you the only one for me.baby i promise.baby you turn me on.baby give me love.baby kiss me .baby...dont call me that .

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd November 17, 2019