braceface

A person with metal wires in their mouth

by Anonymous July 23, 2003

Bracejob

A blowjob from someone who is wearing braces. Can be an ultra hot fetish fueling situation, or an extremely awkward and painful one.

Jock 1: "Oh man you know that new little cheerleader who has braces? She sucked my dick last night"

Jock 2: "Whoa ho ho! Somebody got a Bracejob!"

Jock 1: "Yea that shit was so cash"

by errnburn April 14, 2011

braces

black and decker pecker wreckers...

She cant give him head... shes got braces.

by Emily November 17, 2003

braces

Torture devices that are suppose to straighten your teeth (or not). You'll be expecting frequent visits to a person you can/may never trust AKA the Orthodontist and they try to be nice by letting you change colors, 2 or more years of living hell, sacrificing eating some of your favorite foods, excessive pain, and your inner cheeks and lips being cut up by these. Consider yourself lucky if you don't have tooth/biting problems, but for those who do, beware and hope you don't get braces.

Guy 1: Hey I got braces and they hurt like hell.
Guy 2: Damn that really sucks. I heard you can't eat Doritos and popcorn with these or the wires bend and they make you wear 'em for 2 or more years.
Guy 1: Yeah. I might have to wear these longer if they do get bent. :(

by RSanYon March 4, 2010

Braces Job

Getting a blow job from a person with braces. The braces add thrilling suspense to the overall pleasure as you hope that your penis will not get cut or snagged by the metal dental work.

That braces job she just gave me was really intense, I'm so glad it's over.

by SolarMoth December 13, 2010

Braeden

a handsome young man, gifted with a warm heart and kind words; athletic and fierce defender of the truth; the kind of guy who kisses his wife in the pouring rain in the moonlight, lay down his jacket for her to step over a puddle, and hold tightly as they fall asleep to disney movies; heroic and manly yet humble and compassionate; he lives by instinct and rarely thinks before acting

"My husband is a Braeden. I'm the luckiest girl in the world."

by PokeballPitcher September 24, 2011

braces

Devices of hell used by orthodontists claiming they will make you look "beautiful"

Friend 1:Hey I'm getting braces!
Friend 2:Oh Lord Help Us!
Friend 1: Wha...

by ninjaskwarrior December 25, 2005