Bonk

1. A generic insult to one’s intelligence.

2. A synonymous term to describe something that is whack.

This word can be followed with, “ass” or, “shit”.

“Good googly moogly, Trevor’s bonk-ass got fired from his job for trying to hook up with his boss. That shits bonk!”

“Dawg, can you believe Trump is afraid of sharks? That’s some bonk shit.”

by bonkassdude January 24, 2018

Bonk

Can be used in 5 different conjugations, and used to describe any stupid situation. Or used when no other word is available. Often used with the phrase, “bean dip”.

What bonkulous weather we’re having today.

I jus let a bonk crawl out of me.

by thesweggerman2.0 June 9, 2018

Bonk

The only way that you know the definition of bonk is if you are bonked. Such as losing a round in a sport by a dumb rule. Debaters know bonking all too well. So does Chris Pratt.

The Rams beating the Saints over that bonked call was so anal

by Don'tgotoBerkley February 18, 2019

bonk

I gotta bucket of chicken

"bonk, you're dead"

by Pathetic Ranch May 7, 2019

BONK

terrible at any video game he plays and nothing compared to a deeper

"Dude how are you 3 - 43 good god quit playing like a bonk."

by THE GREAT DEET August 13, 2019

Bonk

Wolf in Russian

Random Russian dude: *sees wolf*
Same Russian dude: “Bonk!!!”

by 🥔❤️🤣 October 13, 2019

Bonk

An exclamation of superiority in battle. It is usually spoken upon impact, when the speaker's weapon, preferably a baseball bat, makes contact with it's target.

Scout: "BONK!"
Other man: "I am no match for this man, for I have been hit by his baseball bat."

by XersuiluB November 25, 2019