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Guy 1: I'm gonna see if I can get one of these hot girls to boff me off tonight. Guy 2: If she has a friend can you hook me up. Guy 1: Sorry bro your on your own.
by jimmybomm October 8, 2020
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Boff-Job

When a female performs deep-throat fellatio on a man too soon after she has eaten and as a result she regurgitates or ‘boffs’ her stomach contents onto the man’s genitalia.
Matt: Sandra started sucking my wang while we were driving home from dinner and after I slammed her head down too far she boffed all over my cock. It was rank, I had to scrape all her dinner out from my boxers. I think I’m gonna have to dump the bitch.

John: Yeah, no relationship can survive a boff-job
by Sac-Twang April 23, 2011
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Boff Skoff

The art of Breaking Wind into your hand, containing it in your clenched fist and then releasing it under an unsuspecting by passers nose. Boff Skoff's are normally only carried out when the person who is releasing the Boff Skoff knows that it will be of the smelliest type, Thus causing the Boff Skoffer ( The person who smells or inhales it ) to Flinch, Shout, Scream or Vomit etc.......
Q) Why is Leroy vomiting ? A) Christopher has just caught him with a Boff Skoff !!
by leesumm1 November 5, 2010
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Atomic Boff

A person with a large and usually unkempt hair style. This could be when the hair is tied back with a ribbon and splayed out, resulting in an atomic boff.
1st Prson: hey look at his/her hair.
2nd Person:Yeah thats a real atomic boff
by The Buddah August 12, 2007
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Nerd-Boff

Someone who takes being geeky to another level. Usually a master with puzzles and knows LEGO Star Wars better than his family's birthdays
James: Yo Alex you coding a cheat for Runescape again?
Alex: Affirmative
James: you nerd-boff
by Big Poppa Fett July 28, 2016
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Scoff The Boff

Originated by immature people in boro, this involves, breaking wind, at the same time, grabbing the area behind your arsehole and making a cup effect with your hand. then placing your hand over a friend/enemys face.
*Andy Farted*... *he grabs the fart* places it over willo's mouth, and says Scoff The Boff
by Andy Gray May 6, 2004
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kill boff marry

A game, popularized by the TV show "30 Rock," played by two or more people. Game participants trade off selecting three individuals (they may be living, dead, and/or fictional) for the other participants to either "Kill, Boff, or Marry." Each participant must then say whether or not they would kill, boff, or marry each of the selected individuals. Individuals to kill, boff, or marry are usually selected to fit the participants sexual orientation. The best game results are usually obtained when individuals who are unattractive, disliked by others, and/or old are selected to categorize.
Jim says to Jane, "Kill Boff Marry - George W. Bush, Dane Cook, and Quasimodo." Jane responds, "This is a tough one Jim, but I'd kill Dane Cook because he's an unfunny asshole, I'd boff Bush, but it would be spiteful in a hate-fuck sort of way, and I'd marry Quasimodo because overall he seems like a good guy."
by Samwar May 29, 2008
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