Boar

A definition of “pig” as defined by ladies and feminists, but a boar is ore sophisticated and asks the lady(s) permission before making perverted advances; in some ways a “gentleman perv”

Girl 1: Man I talked to this kinky-ass perv last night, wanted to choke me and do me from behind upon meeting!
Girl 2: Eww, sounds like a pig! Did you call the police?!
Girl 1: Nah, he was a Boar and asked nice first, so we did it.

by WyldOzzy October 30, 2018

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Boar is a beautiful being, sent by the gaming fungus to protect fungus followers from hostile quagga and its other forms such as the move people. To protect yourself from being possessed by the hostile quagga, use the Boar animoji. This casts protection on the sender and the receiver. The enemy of Boar is pigs, pigs have treated Boar like an inferior to them for years. When Boar and pig were one, pigs acted like they were better than Boars and treated Boars horribly. One day, Boars got an offer from fungus the second (the fungus), to work with the gaming fungus. This motivated them to break away from pigs, and of course, pigs hated them. Boars were the working class, they ran the economy, while pigs sat in luxury. The wealthiest Boar was still poorer than the poorest pig. Saving the Boars is how fungus the second lost their power. The Boars needed gaming fungus level power to break away from the pigs, so fungus the second granted them that power, losing his own which lead to his existential crisis. This is why it took so long for the gaming fungus to reach Sebi. To this day, Boars are still important animals to fungus followers and they still work with the gaming fungus.

Fungus follower: Boar is so good, I love Boar
The move people: No, pig is better
Fungus follower: You're just possessed by the hostile quagga. Find the right path, find fungus.

by ughlife123 April 25, 2022

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