blumpkin

The act of a woman giving a man oral sex, while he is taking a dump

I gave George a blumpkin today...it smelled alot,but he liked it

blumpkin by Jayne Goodwall March 8, 2009

Blumpkin

Verb or noun: The act of receiving oral sex while sitting on the toilet; defecation during pleasure is optional.

Jack:"Why does Carl always go to the bathroom with Veronica, leaving with a smile on his face?"
John:"Because Veronica is a dirty blumpkin whore."

"Adam got a blumpkin from that skank."
"Stacy is giving a blumpkin to that guy with HIV."

Blumpkin by KevinDeath January 4, 2008

blumpkin

the act of recieving a blow job whilst a taking a huge dump!

1. Dego:"Where is Alex tonight?"
Jordan:"Smokin the reefer"
Dego:"Silly Blumpkin"

2. "Damn after alex fell asleep, I was taking a fat shit and his sister kristen came in and gave me a blumpkin. Damn she can suck a mean dick"

blumpkin by The Dego July 24, 2008

Blumpkin

When girl gives a guy a blowjob while he is sitting on the toilet.

Dave: she gave a great Blumpkin while i was taking a shit.

Blumpkin by Say What ? October 7, 2008

Blumpkin

Getting a blowjob while your taking a shit.

John: Why did your shit take so long? Ralph: I was getting a blumpkin from Sally.

Blumpkin by mikey.b.fresh February 10, 2010

Blumpkin

A black munchkin

We welcome you to Blumpkinland!

Blumpkin by Blumpkin land April 29, 2013

Blumpkin

Blumpkin-When a girl or guy sucks your fucking dong when taking a massive poo.

Guy 1: dude my girlfriend game me the best blumpkin ever.

Guy 2: really what the motherfucking shit is that.

Guy 1: its means i was dropping a massive deuce when she sucked my weiner off.

Guy 2: really you lucky son of a bitch you came and pooped at the same time i wish i new what feels like.

Guy 1: its the best feeling ever, I was cumming and shitting at same time.

Blumpkin by fuckoffyougutterslut February 13, 2014