Brazilian Blowout

Shitting yourself while you are getting a brazilian wax.

The pain from the waxing caused Aunt Thelma to have a brazilian blowout.

by Idaho G Spot June 3, 2010

anal blowout

withdrawing your penis to quick from an anus so that it causes a sudden expulsion of anal fluids

i need to go to the drycleaner she had a bad anal blowout last night

by the friendly farmer November 29, 2010

Blowout preventer

Intact condom, currently popular in states on the Gulf of Mexico.

Failure of a blowout preventer can lead to unimaginably unfortunate consequences.

by Marko1950 May 27, 2010

brazilian blowout

when fucking a brazilian prostitute, and her daily givings leak out ontop of the paying customer. looks similar to diarrhea.

Dude I was railing this brazilian prostitute last week and she got diarrhea on me. No man you got a brazilian blowout, that was all the others dudes cum leaking out of her.

by phenominally wise February 26, 2011

bankruptcy blowout

When a business sucks ass and files for bankruptcy resulting in a liquidation sale where a nigga can find some hella deals

Tom: Dude, I heard Morning Wood Lumber Co. is going out of bankruptcy.
Mike: yeah man, theyre gonna have 75% off everything sale. I love a good ol' fashioned bankruptcy blowout!

by spray_and_pray October 31, 2015

burrito blowout

When the bottom of a burrito breaks open and all your burrito goodness leaks out the bottom like burrito diarrhea.

Due to burrito blowout, my pants are destroyed.

by Diamond Dan November 16, 2013

Brazilian Blowout

n. the inevitable syndrome comprising the full consequences of eating at an all-you-care-to-eat churrascaria. Starting with meat sweats and eventually progressing to meat shits.

"I had so much linguica and picanha last night at Fogo de Chao... I've been praying for a Brazilian blowout all morning."

by SmoovB August 20, 2013