Blitzkrieging

Named after the strategy used by the German's in World War 2, where the army would rush passed a certain point or line with everything they have. Blitzkrieging is when someone steps over the line appropriateness really quickly, usually with just one comment.

Guy 1: "Hey man, sorry I'm late. I just got back from your mother's house."

Guy 2: "Yeah well I fucked your dead grandmother."

Guy 1: "Wow dude, too far. Stop Blitzkrieging."

by Shambles299 June 30, 2010

blitzkrieged

The state of total drunkenness. Also known as hammered and shit-housed.

Man, did you see Todd at that party last night? He was completely blitzkrieged.

by JohnKlux August 27, 2006

blitzkrieged

to be really high to the point of not being able to think

Damn dude, I am blitzkrieged, wha??

by robdog073191 May 4, 2005

blitztwieg

Rapid fire tweeting.

After @douchemanteu's last blitztwieg, he lost a ton of followers, but he amused himself greatly.

by Douchemanteau August 10, 2010

bluntzkrieg

Getting super high (particularly with blunts) with your friends such that you all are completely demolished by the end of the smoke session. The term was inspired by the German word, "blitzkrieg", meaning lightning war (essentially its when they bombed the shit out of their enemies in WW2).

Dude, are you headed to Will's tonight for the epic bluntzkrieg

by TheDonSpesh March 21, 2016

Blitzkreig

The act of quickly moving your hand on an intercept course with the genitals of a nearby member of the opposite sex. The swift act of aggression is named for it's inspiration, Hitler's "lightning war" on Poland. Here, the hands are the Panzer division, whilst the genitalia are poor, helpless Poland. Poor, poor Polacks.

Holy Shit, man! Your Blitzkreig just went through that emo chick! Don't blitz such frail, frail, frail, crying people in the future! Don't touch the emos!

by Hitler April 1, 2005

Blitzkreig

Taking your girl into a bedroom at a party to have sex and find there is a passed out girl on the bed. You and your girl fuck beside her and when you are about to cum you pull out and shoot it on the face of the unconscious girl then quickly leave.

Man, me and that girl we went into that bedroom for a quickie and there was a drunk girl passed out on the bed.

What did you do?

We fucked anyway then I gave the drunk girl a blitzkreig!

by Nitro in the 804 July 27, 2009